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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Mon Apr 15, 2024 2:15 am

You mean like an inch over that guy in the white shirt with the sippy cup's head?
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Post by DooKSucks » Mon Apr 15, 2024 4:37 am

sardis wrote: ↑Sun Apr 14, 2024 5:28 pm
DooKSucks wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2024 1:32 pm A white guy with a crew cut and an extremely white name to boot? Crotch is beyond happy…
But can he beat South Bend Central?
I hope not, simply because I want UK to suffer only slightly less than I want Dook to suffer.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Apr 15, 2024 9:25 am

wild that UK/Duke/UNC all have new coaches within a 3 year period and they are all former players

well not so much for UNC, but you know I mean

our AD may end up having to resign in disgrace for an alleged rapist coach on the swim team.
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Post by innocentbystander » Mon Apr 15, 2024 4:00 pm

I remember when the BOT made Lynn Swann resign from the AD's job at USC because of Operation Varsity Blues. What a fuck up he was.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Mon Apr 15, 2024 5:05 pm

Wild scene at Rupp yesterday. eCat... Wasn't that you at the 2:50 mark?

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Post by hedge » Mon Apr 15, 2024 8:24 pm

eCat was more at the 2:44 mark...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Apr 16, 2024 10:29 am

Praise Jesus.
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Post by hedge » Tue Apr 16, 2024 11:04 am

Crotch will be pleased. Another white christian (well, kinda) Aryan looking motherfucker...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Tue Apr 16, 2024 11:52 am

hedge wrote: ↑Tue Apr 16, 2024 11:04 amwhite christian (well, kinda) Aryan looking
well, that combination just won the last two national championships
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Tue Apr 16, 2024 10:47 pm

If the Knicks go after Donovan Mitchell next year and land him.....they still won't win it all. Would be hands down the sickest backcourt ever. Easily dispatch the Celts ofc, but wouldn't be enough to top the Nugsies.
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Post by DooKSucks » Wed Apr 17, 2024 1:28 am

Tree wrote: ↑Tue Apr 16, 2024 10:47 pm If the Knicks go after Donovan Mitchell next year and land him.....they still won't win it all. Would be hands down the sickest backcourt ever. Easily dispatch the Celts ofc, but wouldn't be enough to top the Nugsies.
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A starting NBA backcourt measuring in at 6’2” (Brunson) and 6’3” (Mitchell) with the 6’2” guard ranking as one of the worst defenders in the league and the 6’3” being slightly below average at best?

That is some classic Knicks mismanagement, and I hope it happens.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Wed Apr 17, 2024 8:21 am

Watch the games, son.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Apr 17, 2024 4:25 pm

me holding my sign saying Need Tickets to KY-ARK GAME in Rupp

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Apr 17, 2024 5:10 pm

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Thu Apr 18, 2024 10:32 pm

Jimmy Butler is dead. Joel Embiid, dead. My NBA playoffs just got a lot worse. Julius Randle, also dead. Going to be a stinker this year. Maybe Phoenix will catch fire.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Apr 19, 2024 7:57 am

"Maybe Phoenix will catch fire."

Too easy...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Cletus » Fri Apr 19, 2024 8:27 am

Who is Tree? Surely nobody new stumbled across this place in the last decade.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Apr 19, 2024 8:31 am

We think of him more as detritus that washed ashore. He's an enigma. We thought no one could be dumber than IB but Tree has tested that theory to the limit...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri Apr 19, 2024 8:43 am

Introducing Mark Pope's 2025 Kentucky Mens basketball team


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