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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri Apr 12, 2024 6:35 am

cornball? yep.

UK fans love it? yep

he actually did this video awhile back when they honored the '96 team and he couldn't be there



I won't create another post so I'm editing this one.

two donors have given $4m to the NIL fund in support of hiring Pope. The AD clearly had some feelers out if there would be support for this hire.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri Apr 12, 2024 10:14 am

fuck it man, I'm all in. I'm excited

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Apr 12, 2024 11:02 am

Well, I wanted y’all to hire Pearl. He’s a solid coach and I hate seeing him at Auburn.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Fri Apr 12, 2024 12:22 pm

aTm wrote: ↑Thu Apr 11, 2024 11:59 pm Too bad hes the worst coach in the SEC… sort of joking…
They expected a major drop off at BYU when they moved over to that brutal Big-XII this year. There was no drop-off. Pope is good. Now, not only are they crying in Logan, they are crying in Provo.
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Post by DooKSucks » Fri Apr 12, 2024 1:32 pm

A white guy with a crew cut and an extremely white name to boot? Crotch is beyond happy…
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Post by innocentbystander » Fri Apr 12, 2024 4:03 pm

I think the only thing Kentucky fans want out of the next coach is what real fans of every team want, nothing but national championships. So if Pope can do that, then they will be happy. For Calipari it was always, what-have-you-done-for-me-lately?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri Apr 12, 2024 5:10 pm

DooKSucks wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2024 1:32 pm A white guy with a crew cut and an extremely white name to boot? Crotch is beyond happy…
his first year team may all look like that too

I'm taking my daughter to Rupp sunday to experience them introducing a new coach
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Fri Apr 12, 2024 5:17 pm

eCat wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2024 5:10 pm
DooKSucks wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2024 1:32 pm A white guy with a crew cut and an extremely white name to boot? Crotch is beyond happy…
his first year team may all look like that too

I'm taking my daughter to Rupp sunday to experience them introducing a new coach
He is used to coaching 26 year old return missionaries as his team. I think half of his players on his team are married with small children. I wonder if he will adjust to the Kentucky, 18 year old, just out of high school, one-and-done formula? Or Kentucky goes LDS?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri Apr 12, 2024 7:33 pm

innocentbystander wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2024 5:17 pm
eCat wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2024 5:10 pm
DooKSucks wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2024 1:32 pm A white guy with a crew cut and an extremely white name to boot? Crotch is beyond happy…
his first year team may all look like that too

I'm taking my daughter to Rupp sunday to experience them introducing a new coach
He is used to coaching 26 year old return missionaries as his team. I think half of his players on his team are married with small children. I wonder if he will adjust to the Kentucky, 18 year old, just out of high school, one-and-done formula? Or Kentucky goes LDS?
he brings those Mormon boys there, they are going to have to put their dick in the freezer every night from getting so much pussy

its gonna be like Randy Quaid in Kingpin
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri Apr 12, 2024 9:42 pm

Kentuckys NIL site crashed tonight from too many people trying to hit it
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by innocentbystander » Sat Apr 13, 2024 10:32 am

eCat wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2024 7:33 pm
innocentbystander wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2024 5:17 pm
eCat wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2024 5:10 pm
his first year team may all look like that too

I'm taking my daughter to Rupp sunday to experience them introducing a new coach
He is used to coaching 26 year old return missionaries as his team. I think half of his players on his team are married with small children. I wonder if he will adjust to the Kentucky, 18 year old, just out of high school, one-and-done formula? Or Kentucky goes LDS?
he brings those Mormon boys there, they are going to have to put their dick in the freezer every night from getting so much pussy

its gonna be like Randy Quaid in Kingpin
Randy Quaid played an Amish man, not a mormon. He got no pussy. The man who got all the pussy in Kingpin was Bill Murray who "sponsored-a-child-of-a-never-married-young-hot-mom" in every state.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Sat Apr 13, 2024 10:51 am

eCat wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2024 5:10 pm
DooKSucks wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2024 1:32 pm A white guy with a crew cut and an extremely white name to boot? Crotch is beyond happy…
his first year team may all look like that too

I'm taking my daughter to Rupp sunday to experience them introducing a new coach
Is there some type of weird ceremony y'all do or
just a bunch mullet wearing dudes chicken necking it to clips of Rupp and Sam Bowie and Ron Mercer?
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Post by Saint » Sat Apr 13, 2024 10:53 am

There shouldn't be any more one-and-done formula at Kentucky. Pope better know transfer portal or he won't win. He might be the right guy for UK
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Post by DooKSucks » Sat Apr 13, 2024 6:36 pm

eCat wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2024 7:33 pm
innocentbystander wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2024 5:17 pm
eCat wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2024 5:10 pm
his first year team may all look like that too

I'm taking my daughter to Rupp sunday to experience them introducing a new coach
He is used to coaching 26 year old return missionaries as his team. I think half of his players on his team are married with small children. I wonder if he will adjust to the Kentucky, 18 year old, just out of high school, one-and-done formula? Or Kentucky goes LDS?
he brings those Mormon boys there, they are going to have to put their dick in the freezer every night from getting so much pussy

its gonna be like Randy Quaid in Kingpin
That’s pretty good
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Apr 14, 2024 3:04 pm

UK fans are fucking nuts.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Apr 14, 2024 4:25 pm

Why is this cracking me up? I'll bet e is there having a blast. I love the UK love train.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by sardis » Sun Apr 14, 2024 5:28 pm

DooKSucks wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2024 1:32 pm A white guy with a crew cut and an extremely white name to boot? Crotch is beyond happy…
But can he beat South Bend Central?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Sun Apr 14, 2024 8:20 pm

I watched the first bit of the welcome / announcement, and it was easily some of the most cornpone crap I have seen in years. I’m sure the Kentuckians ate it up, but I am glad I am not part of a fanbase that acts like a bunch of rubes getting ready to throw money at the latest televangelist scam artist. I get that such a description doesn’t cover everyone in the fan base, and folks like eCat and Blue have my respect. Still, that was painful shit to watch.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sun Apr 14, 2024 9:34 pm

Jungle Rat wrote: ↑Sun Apr 14, 2024 3:04 pm UK fans are fucking nuts.

if you follow the line along the wall, I was under the second light

had a blast.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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