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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri Mar 22, 2024 6:57 am

its so bad at Kentucky that I'd be happy with Bruce Pearl

I didn't think I'd ever say that
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Post by DooKSucks » Fri Mar 22, 2024 7:55 am

eCat wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2024 6:57 am its so bad at Kentucky that I'd be happy with Bruce Pearl

I didn't think I'd ever say that
I would be happy too, but that’s because he would find a way to get UK on probation
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Mar 22, 2024 9:16 am

Gonna cost UK 33 mil to fire Cal.

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Post by eCat » Fri Mar 22, 2024 9:36 am

Jungle Rat wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2024 9:16 am Gonna cost UK 33 mil to fire Cal.
I say 27 spread out over 5 years. It wouldn't even be that much but Vandy just paid Stackhouse $25m to GTFO
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Mar 22, 2024 9:44 am

I got my number from Dan Patrick. They need to cut him loose. This 1 & done thing has been a disaster.

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Post by eCat » Fri Mar 22, 2024 11:43 am

Jungle Rat wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2024 9:44 am I got my number from Dan Patrick. They need to cut him loose. This 1 & done thing has been a disaster.
the number is accurate but I don't think they'll pay him the full amount, most suspect they negotiate some face saving number that lets Cal say he's done all he can do at Kentucky and move on
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Saint » Fri Mar 22, 2024 11:52 am

Kamali thought Oakland was in California

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Mar 22, 2024 11:53 am

eCat wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2024 11:43 am
Jungle Rat wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2024 9:44 am I got my number from Dan Patrick. They need to cut him loose. This 1 & done thing has been a disaster.
the number is accurate but I don't think they'll pay him the full amount, most suspect they negotiate some face saving number that lets Cal say he's done all he can do at Kentucky and move on
Well, I hope they move on & bring in fresh blood.

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Post by Saint » Fri Mar 22, 2024 1:02 pm

So, what's the 1-and-done final tally? Dook won it once and UK won it once since this shit started, what?, 10 years ago? Now everyone is 1-and-done it seems but not with freshmen. Better be able to work that portal if you want to win in college sport at any classification. Even the local D-II coaches here are dealing with that even in tennis and volleyball.

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Post by Saint » Fri Mar 22, 2024 1:06 pm

I'm still largely uninterested in college sports for that reason. Can't keep up with players. I didn't know but 2 UNC players on this team, just like the last few years. Bacot and Davis are all I know.

Still don't know if Hubie will be a good coach but he's gotten off to a good start. Still think Scheyer is a pretender. Let's see who UK can come up with. It'll be interesting to watch that process since they haven't had to hire a coach since way before the portal and NIL. Those blustery old UK booster dudes used to $100 handshakes are as confounded by this as they have been by cell phones and other modern inventions.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Mar 22, 2024 2:09 pm

Darn tootin!

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Post by Dave23 » Fri Mar 22, 2024 3:54 pm

His dumb ass should have never left Memphis.
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Post by Saint » Fri Mar 22, 2024 4:53 pm

He might have won more NCAA titles at Memphis but y'all wouldn't have shelled out the kind of money UK has paid him. His personal wealth probably increased tenfold.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Mar 22, 2024 6:04 pm

Florida-Colorado has been the best game so far. Unfortunately the Gators can't pull away.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Mar 22, 2024 6:07 pm

Now they're getting scorched. The SEC is kicking some ass this year!

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Post by aTm » Fri Mar 22, 2024 6:27 pm

Apparently its not about guard play, its the year of the big fat guy post.
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Post by hedge » Fri Mar 22, 2024 6:34 pm

Saint wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2024 4:53 pm He might have won more NCAA titles at Memphis but y'all wouldn't have shelled out the kind of money UK has paid him. His personal wealth probably increased tenfold.
No way. Not saying he didn't make a bit more at UK than he would've at Memphis (but maybe not), but if he was getting to FF's (which he was already) and winning a title here and there, Memphis would've rewarded him handsomely. Nope, Cal made a deal with the devil, and that never works out for anyone but the devil. Took his $20 bill and vanished in the air...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Mar 22, 2024 6:35 pm

The SEC is embarrassing this year.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Mar 22, 2024 6:37 pm

You could've left off the last two words...
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