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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sat Feb 10, 2024 8:46 pm

Gotta say, Cameron is a cool venue. I've said for years I wish Carolina was still playing in Carmichael, which if memory serves was (still is) slightly larger than Cameron, but it was close. That's what college basketball should be about. I know there's no going back now, and frankly the Dean Dome is now somewhat antiquated, but it's fun seeing a game in a <10K seat arena...
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Post by eCat » Sat Feb 10, 2024 9:04 pm

Tyler Ulis reaction of Cal drawing up the final play of the game

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by hedge » Sat Feb 10, 2024 9:21 pm

Cascades of boo's from the home crowd. Shameful but I love it...

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Post by innocentbystander » Sat Feb 10, 2024 9:34 pm

Everyone is fucking losing. Kansas was lucky as all hell to win that game at home. College basketball is almost total parity with the exception of Houston, Purdue, and UConn.
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Post by DooKSucks » Sat Feb 10, 2024 9:47 pm

Went to DPAC to see Ain’t Too Proud with Mrs. DS and watched the second half waiting for our reservation at Stoney River. Glad to escape with a w. I hate playing Miami.
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DooKSucks wrote: Sat Feb 10, 2024 9:47 pm Went to DPAC to see Ain’t Too Proud with Mrs. DS and watched the second half waiting for our reservation at Stoney River. Glad to escape with a w. I hate playing Miami.
DS — We damn near pissed that W away. That was a ship righting must win.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Feb 11, 2024 12:05 am

aTm wrote: Sat Feb 10, 2024 7:18 pm Tennessee is going to win the national championship

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It worked!

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Post by innocentbystander » Sun Feb 11, 2024 12:07 am

Tennessee, Kentucky, Auburn, New Mexico, well....
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Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Feb 11, 2024 12:09 am

UC has lost to 5 top 25 teams by 5 points or less. They've beaten 2. They're growing on me.

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Post by hedge » Sun Feb 11, 2024 7:41 am

So are venereal warts and herpes sores...
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Post by hedge » Sun Feb 11, 2024 7:45 am

"Hedge — Fuck k*aMORON outhouse! I was hoping you’d come back with stories of taking a shit in their tent city."

We did walk by tent city, as we passed one tent, somebody's feet were outside the tent and I did momentarily contemplate stomping them as hard as I could. Then I remembered that it was probably a teenager in the tent and I'm almost 60, so I just walked past. But I did think about it...
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Post by hedge » Sun Feb 11, 2024 7:53 am

When we were leaving, my buddy evidently "almost" backed into someone walking behind his car. As the guy was getting into his car (parked next to my buddy's), he said "Pay attention!" and did the two fingers pointing at his eyes and then pointing at us. I was in the passenger seat with the window rolled down, I hadn't seen him either but obviously he had walked behind my buddy's car on his way to his own car, it's not like my buddy floored it as he was backing out, I'm sure anybody under the age of 90 could've easily avoided getting bumped by my buddy (much less run over), but this guy, who was about our age, was a bit salty about it. I just looked at him and shrugged. He said "You couldn't afford that lawsuit!" Me and my buddy were just laughing, but as the dude was getting into his Range Rover, my buddy (still laughing) shouted "fuck you, motherfucker!" The guy jerked out of his Range Rover and screamed "Say that again!!" and we just drove off laughing. The guy wasn't big at all and neither is my buddy, so it was basically 2 geriatric 5'8", 160 lb. dudes in expensive SUV's in the Dook parking lot yelling at each other, although in fairness my buddy was laughing the whole time...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Sun Feb 11, 2024 11:08 am

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That’s more like it!

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sun Feb 11, 2024 6:59 pm

Have you guys been keeping up with this Waste Management golf tournament

Its straight out of Happy Gilmore

They had to cut off alcohol sales, people are sliding in mud on the course, Zach Johnson has turned into Shooter McGavin, its hilarious




I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Feb 11, 2024 9:39 pm

Every year that tournament gets out of control.

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Post by eCat » Sun Feb 11, 2024 10:30 pm

if that's the case its only going to get worse
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by DooKSucks » Mon Feb 12, 2024 1:24 am

The WMO's organizers are the ones who have promoted this party / Animal House atmosphere over the past 20 or so years as much as -- if not more than -- anyone else. What the fuck do they expect to happen?
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Post by innocentbystander » Mon Feb 12, 2024 10:15 am

DooKSucks wrote: Mon Feb 12, 2024 1:24 am The WMO's organizers are the ones who have promoted this party / Animal House atmosphere over the past 20 or so years as much as -- if not more than -- anyone else. What the fuck do they expect to happen?
Exactly.

They let in whores and the Only Fans girls (like that one) and she just needs to drum up clicks to she can monetize her tits. This is going to happen. That is why I don't go anymore. Its Bourbon Street on Fat Tuesday over there.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Feb 12, 2024 11:48 am

You stopped going because you're afraid of tits.

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