Uncle Bud
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Re: Uncle Bud
Can you click "Watch on X"?
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Re: Uncle Bud
Hoping that moment arrives for you soon...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Uncle Bud
Saturday I bought a 2 liter of Coke Zero, started drinking it again.
I've pooped 4 times today and my butthole is sore.
no shrimp in sight.
I thought you guys would want to know.
I've pooped 4 times today and my butthole is sore.
no shrimp in sight.
I thought you guys would want to know.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
Re: Uncle Bud
Last year I started dripping poo on my finger or thumb a little as I go in for the first wipe.
Hester’s Yup Truck is goin’ home empty.
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Re: Uncle Bud
every toilet in our house has a bidet now
the basement bathroom is straight up jet nozzle
that might be why I'm sore now that I think about it
the basement bathroom is straight up jet nozzle
that might be why I'm sore now that I think about it
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
Re: Uncle Bud
Doubt it, brah. When I was young I would go to the swimming pool at the Y and lay my foot up on the side of the pool so the water jet would shoot directly on my asshole while I secretly jerked off. Although now that I think about it, it couldn’t have been all that secret really. Not sure how no one ever said anything, including the lifeguards.
Hester’s Yup Truck is goin’ home empty.
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Re: Uncle Bud
That's good Goat Pen material right there...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Uncle Bud
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud
there was a time when a jacking off to a pool pump story would get 3 days of play here
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud
Age'll flatten a man, Wendell...
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Re: Uncle Bud
Interesting
I don't think Pizza Hut will eliminate delivery for long. Its just until they can work out a delivery platform for customers to place an order with Door Dash or Uber Eats. That would be my guess. I mean why pay for drivers if some felon or migrant who can't get a normal job is willing to drive your food for tips only?
I don't think Pizza Hut will eliminate delivery for long. Its just until they can work out a delivery platform for customers to place an order with Door Dash or Uber Eats. That would be my guess. I mean why pay for drivers if some felon or migrant who can't get a normal job is willing to drive your food for tips only?
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Re: Uncle Bud
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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The guy thinks that is funnier than it really is, but he's got to sell it. Still, I like the concept...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Uncle Bud
game changer
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud
My shits lately have been 5 minutes of hard, coblike constipation followed by a thick black lava that sometimes goes for another 10-20 minutes until I'm cleaned out
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Re: Uncle Bud
yep, and that hard stuff is like a dam holding it all back, made of reinforced concrete and feels like its 10 inches wide
all it took was for me to get one quarter size hemorrhoid to insure that I"m NEVER going thru that again
all it took was for me to get one quarter size hemorrhoid to insure that I"m NEVER going thru that again
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud
How did you solve the problem?
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Uncle Bud
loading up on so much fiber I poop an oriental rug
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.