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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jan 10, 2024 2:56 pm

Can you click "Watch on X"?
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Re: Uncle Bud

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Sun Jan 21, 2024 3:48 pm

Hoping that moment arrives for you soon...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Mon Jan 22, 2024 4:20 pm

Saturday I bought a 2 liter of Coke Zero, started drinking it again.

I've pooped 4 times today and my butthole is sore.

no shrimp in sight.

I thought you guys would want to know.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Tree » Mon Jan 22, 2024 4:48 pm

Last year I started dripping poo on my finger or thumb a little as I go in for the first wipe.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Mon Jan 22, 2024 6:17 pm

every toilet in our house has a bidet now

the basement bathroom is straight up jet nozzle

that might be why I'm sore now that I think about it
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Tree » Mon Jan 22, 2024 8:07 pm

eCat wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2024 6:17 pm every toilet in our house has a bidet now

the basement bathroom is straight up jet nozzle

that might be why I'm sore now that I think about it
Doubt it, brah. When I was young I would go to the swimming pool at the Y and lay my foot up on the side of the pool so the water jet would shoot directly on my asshole while I secretly jerked off. Although now that I think about it, it couldn’t have been all that secret really. Not sure how no one ever said anything, including the lifeguards.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Jan 22, 2024 9:28 pm

That's good Goat Pen material right there...
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Post by eCat » Wed Jan 24, 2024 9:37 am

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Wed Jan 24, 2024 9:37 am

there was a time when a jacking off to a pool pump story would get 3 days of play here
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Wed Jan 24, 2024 2:11 pm

Age'll flatten a man, Wendell...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Thu Jan 25, 2024 2:42 pm

Interesting



I don't think Pizza Hut will eliminate delivery for long. Its just until they can work out a delivery platform for customers to place an order with Door Dash or Uber Eats. That would be my guess. I mean why pay for drivers if some felon or migrant who can't get a normal job is willing to drive your food for tips only?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Thu Jan 25, 2024 9:27 pm

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Fri Jan 26, 2024 9:07 am

The guy thinks that is funnier than it really is, but he's got to sell it. Still, I like the concept...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Fri Jan 26, 2024 10:13 am

game changer

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Mon Jan 29, 2024 12:09 am

My shits lately have been 5 minutes of hard, coblike constipation followed by a thick black lava that sometimes goes for another 10-20 minutes until I'm cleaned out
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Mon Jan 29, 2024 8:26 am

yep, and that hard stuff is like a dam holding it all back, made of reinforced concrete and feels like its 10 inches wide

all it took was for me to get one quarter size hemorrhoid to insure that I"m NEVER going thru that again
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Jan 29, 2024 9:19 am

How did you solve the problem?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Mon Jan 29, 2024 9:24 am

loading up on so much fiber I poop an oriental rug
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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