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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Dave23 » Sat Dec 30, 2023 5:19 pm

Just turned 56, so I’ll be retirement eligible in 6 months…it’s not a plan, though…
The older I get the more I pretty much hate every cocksucker that is making decisions in this world and all of the idiots that root for political parties like sports teams. — aTm
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by DooKSucks » Mon Jan 01, 2024 12:42 pm

I played golf every day 12/26 through 12/31 and also on 12/23 and 12/24. So, that’s 8 out of 9 days. It felt like retirement….
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Jan 02, 2024 9:16 am

Congrats, sardis..
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Tue Jan 02, 2024 12:03 pm

I was off all week and I really don't want to get back into work now.

it gets harder each year.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jan 02, 2024 3:24 pm

That's what he said.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Wed Jan 03, 2024 5:04 pm

eCat wrote: ↑Tue Jan 02, 2024 12:03 pm I was off all week and I really don't want to get back into work now.

it gets harder each year.
When you are ready to retire (by that I mean, have all your debts paid off and you are finally financially secure. a position in life that the irresponsible people like Jungle Rat will NEVER be in) it is then and ONLY THEN when you get to decide what you want to do to enjoy yourself to make money. The way I see it, retirement for me is one of 4 options:
  • start a business
  • pastor a church
  • run for political office
  • educate children
YMMV
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Post by DooKSucks » Wed Jan 03, 2024 6:30 pm

innocentbystander wrote: ↑Wed Jan 03, 2024 5:04 pm The way I see it, retirement for me is one of 4 options:
  • start a business
  • pastor a church
  • run for political office
  • educate children
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Thu Jan 04, 2024 3:57 pm

after she was caught masturbating on a public beach with a vibrator, she committed suicide



that is fucking horrible
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Jan 04, 2024 5:33 pm

They shoulda let her finish.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Thu Jan 04, 2024 5:41 pm

Jungle Rat wrote: ↑Thu Jan 04, 2024 5:33 pm They shoulda let her finish.
she did finish. She admitted she had an orgasm. They arrested her at the beach bar. The shame of the arrest and having the public know what she did, she blew her brains out.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Thu Jan 04, 2024 8:00 pm

NYC files lawsuit against the charter bus companies transporting the illegal aliens to NYC



They want $700 million from the bus companies. LOL!!!!
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by sardis » Fri Jan 05, 2024 8:41 am

Too bad I hate the beach
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Jan 05, 2024 10:07 am

Lame
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Fri Jan 05, 2024 11:04 pm

“The shame of the arrest and having the public know what she did, she blew her brains out.”

The shame of having an orgasm?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Sat Jan 06, 2024 1:53 am

hedge wrote: ↑Fri Jan 05, 2024 11:04 pm “The shame of the arrest and having the public know what she did, she blew her brains out.”

The shame of having an orgasm?
No. The shame for being arrested for masturbating in public and having the arrest on a televised broadcast of COPS or whatever it is.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Jan 06, 2024 11:15 am

I love my Bass Pro Shop

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Mon Jan 08, 2024 12:52 am



the boy's parents are suing. I wonder if the parents retained DS?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Tree » Mon Jan 08, 2024 8:43 am

Reminds me a little of you after our political chats, IB.
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Re: Uncle Bud

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Wed Jan 10, 2024 2:23 pm

What's the trick? That the video doesn't play?
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