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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Wed Nov 08, 2023 1:30 pm

How do you know they weren't trying to spell "steal her socks"?
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Cry Pickett.
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Post by Tree » Thu Nov 09, 2023 8:25 pm

Justin Fields vs Bryce Young

damaged goods vs soon to be damaged goods

let's get some group therapy going at halftime, or at least get new management
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Dude, pay attention.
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Nice to see Al Michaels.
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Post by Dave23 » Fri Nov 10, 2023 12:22 am

Parlayed Bears money line and Foreman anytime TD…it’s good to be the king…
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Post by eCat » Sun Nov 12, 2023 10:33 am

that is cool
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Post by eCat » Sun Nov 12, 2023 12:29 pm

Jimbo Fisher, we hardly knew ye

76 million

they must have hated this guy
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Post by Tree » Sun Nov 12, 2023 3:37 pm

Love these deep dark shadows on the Ravens field. Can’t CGI that shit out?
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Lawrence having a bad day.
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Post by aTm » Sun Nov 12, 2023 6:32 pm

Jimbo Fisher is not as bad as our fans with pitchforks and torches make out, but I’m ambivalent because what he is bad at really grates on my nerves. I hate coaches who are dumb. I mean, I can handle somewhat the typical dumb meathead stuff like stupid play calls, but like completely being unable to understand when to call a timeout or when to go for it and not punt, and wvery year goes by seems to bring Jimbo closer to like Bill O’Brien as the dumbest motherfucker to watch make those decisions.
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aTm wrote: ↑Sun Nov 12, 2023 6:32 pm Jimbo Fisher is not as bad as our fans with pitchforks and torches make out, but I’m ambivalent because what he is bad at really grates on my nerves. I hate coaches who are dumb. I mean, I can handle somewhat the typical dumb meathead stuff like stupid play calls, but like completely being unable to understand when to call a timeout or when to go for it and not punt, and wvery year goes by seems to bring Jimbo closer to like Bill O’Brien as the dumbest motherfucker to watch make those decisions.
I'd happily take him to replace Stoops
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Post by DooKSucks » Mon Nov 13, 2023 12:58 am

Mack Brown’s clock management is always something to behold….
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Post by sardis » Mon Nov 13, 2023 7:21 am

Getting paid $75 million to do nothing doesn’t seem dumb to me. Seems like the dumb ones are Texas A&M administration.
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Post by eCat » Mon Nov 13, 2023 8:16 am

I hope that isn't a new precedent in college football
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Post by hedge » Mon Nov 13, 2023 10:22 am

sardis wrote: ↑Mon Nov 13, 2023 7:21 am Getting paid $75 million to do nothing doesn’t seem dumb to me. Seems like the dumb ones are Texas A&M administration.
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Post by aTm » Mon Nov 13, 2023 11:12 am

sardis wrote: ↑Mon Nov 13, 2023 7:21 am Getting paid $75 million to do nothing doesn’t seem dumb to me. Seems like the dumb ones are Texas A&M administration.
Duh. The Chancellor of the Texas A&M University System (notably absent from news, press releases, and press conferences yesterday I might add) John Sharp, who was the primary grinning idiot who fielded all the questions when Jimbo was hired and gave Fisher a mock NCAA Championship trophy (you know, the ones that the NCAA famously does NOT give for football because the NCAA doesn't run the football postseason?) with a blank future date on it. Back when we hired fisher, the Houston Chronicle asked Sharp is he was concerned with the 10 year length of Fisher's contract and the idiot joked that it was only 10 years because we couldn't get Fisher to agree to 15 years.
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Post by hedge » Mon Nov 13, 2023 2:03 pm

I bet Fisher would've agreed to 15...
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Post by sardis » Mon Nov 13, 2023 3:49 pm

I guess Jimbo gets the $75M even if he gets another coaching job; so, theoretically, he could get an assistant or head coaching job with another SEC school, beat A&M while getting paid more by them than the new school that hired him to beat them.

...but that's far-fetched, right?
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