Ostensibly Hoops
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Happy birthday to me, bitches!
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
have a good one
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Happy Birthday Lute Olson!
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
"Happy Birthday. Is it 57 or 58?"
58. My mom used to tell us that she was 29 on her birthday every year, I don't remember how old I was when I figured out that "she said that last year," but whatever, for some reason, 30 must've seemed old to her and her generation. I didn't think twice about it when I turned 30, 40 or even 50, but I will admit that for some reason, 60 definitely seems like you're going into "OK, you really are getting older now" territory. I guess it's better to feel that way about 60 instead of 30, and I'm sure I'm really not going to feel any different when I turn 60, but it does seem like a line will be crossed on that day...
58. My mom used to tell us that she was 29 on her birthday every year, I don't remember how old I was when I figured out that "she said that last year," but whatever, for some reason, 30 must've seemed old to her and her generation. I didn't think twice about it when I turned 30, 40 or even 50, but I will admit that for some reason, 60 definitely seems like you're going into "OK, you really are getting older now" territory. I guess it's better to feel that way about 60 instead of 30, and I'm sure I'm really not going to feel any different when I turn 60, but it does seem like a line will be crossed on that day...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Considering the damage you've done to your body, old set in when you were 50. You ain't seeing 70.
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You don't age when you're doing smack. You might die, but you don't age. You're in a state of suspended animation...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
just a follow up even if I'm the only one fixated on it
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... rwear.html
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... rwear.html
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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My wife just hit 60 a few weeks ago…still not sure how I feel about being married to an old woman…
The older I get the more I pretty much hate every cocksucker that is making decisions in this world and all of the idiots that root for political parties like sports teams. — aTm
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
or boning one!
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
I just took a pic of my dick and emailed over to the pc so I could edit a little and gonna send to a new chick I just met on POF. Life is good, brahs.
Hester’s Yup Truck is goin’ home empty.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
What was the zoom set at?
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POF? That’s still a thing? There’s no way she has all of her teeth.
I proudly took AFAM 040 at Carolina.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Plenty of Fat
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
what's POF?
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
never heard of it until I googled it.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Never heard of it, don’t care enough to google it…
The older I get the more I pretty much hate every cocksucker that is making decisions in this world and all of the idiots that root for political parties like sports teams. — aTm
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
It's basically Tinder with slightly less STDs.
Hester’s Yup Truck is goin’ home empty.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
aside from having the best death stare of even human being since Vlad the Impaler, Frank Martin seems like a pretty good guy
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.