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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Sep 22, 2023 8:39 am

Happy birthday to me, bitches!
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri Sep 22, 2023 8:48 am

have a good one
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Fri Sep 22, 2023 9:20 am

Happy Birthday. Is it 57 or 58?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Sep 22, 2023 9:35 am

Happy Birthday Lute Olson!

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Sep 22, 2023 10:55 am

"Happy Birthday. Is it 57 or 58?"

58. My mom used to tell us that she was 29 on her birthday every year, I don't remember how old I was when I figured out that "she said that last year," but whatever, for some reason, 30 must've seemed old to her and her generation. I didn't think twice about it when I turned 30, 40 or even 50, but I will admit that for some reason, 60 definitely seems like you're going into "OK, you really are getting older now" territory. I guess it's better to feel that way about 60 instead of 30, and I'm sure I'm really not going to feel any different when I turn 60, but it does seem like a line will be crossed on that day...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Sep 22, 2023 11:07 am

Considering the damage you've done to your body, old set in when you were 50. You ain't seeing 70.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Sep 22, 2023 11:13 am

You don't age when you're doing smack. You might die, but you don't age. You're in a state of suspended animation...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri Sep 22, 2023 12:47 pm

just a follow up even if I'm the only one fixated on it

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... rwear.html
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dave23 » Fri Sep 22, 2023 2:39 pm

My wife just hit 60 a few weeks ago…still not sure how I feel about being married to an old woman…
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri Sep 22, 2023 3:41 pm

or boning one!
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Fri Sep 29, 2023 9:01 pm

I just took a pic of my dick and emailed over to the pc so I could edit a little and gonna send to a new chick I just met on POF. Life is good, brahs.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Fri Sep 29, 2023 9:10 pm

Pro tip. Turn warmth up and tint down.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Sep 29, 2023 9:22 pm

What was the zoom set at?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Sat Sep 30, 2023 8:01 pm

Tree wrote: Fri Sep 29, 2023 9:01 pm I just took a pic of my dick and emailed over to the pc so I could edit a little and gonna send to a new chick I just met on POF. Life is good, brahs.
POF? That’s still a thing? There’s no way she has all of her teeth.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Oct 01, 2023 8:20 am

Plenty of Fat

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sun Oct 01, 2023 8:55 am

what's POF?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sun Oct 01, 2023 9:52 am

never heard of it until I googled it.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dave23 » Sun Oct 01, 2023 10:56 am

Never heard of it, don’t care enough to google it…
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Sun Oct 01, 2023 3:47 pm

It's basically Tinder with slightly less STDs.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:37 am

aside from having the best death stare of even human being since Vlad the Impaler, Frank Martin seems like a pretty good guy

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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