College Football
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Re: College Football
Pretty much sums up your entire existence...
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Re: College Football
Here's a good pickup line. Ask a girl if she's from Ireland, whether she says yes or no, say "Oh I thought you were, b/c when I look at you my penis is doublin'". Get it? "Dublin"? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! Ahem...
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Re: College Football
If somebody ever says "I'm not as dumb as I look," you should immediately reply "How could you be?"
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Re: College Football
And if you're ever tempted to say "I'm not as dumb as I look," just say "I'm not as dumb as you look" instead...
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Re: College Football
I wish the footage was a little longer to when #52 finally realized he was a dufus
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Re: College Football
I would absolutely bring in Tom Brady to finish out this season for the Jets. Not sure why that seems like such an absurd idea.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
Re: College Football
Dangerous situation given his age, absence from the game, and the Jets O line. Cousins seems more likely.
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Re: College Football
Tree, are you familiar with the band Imagine Dragons?
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Re: College Football
You know the general gist of my musical prefs, brah. And unfortunately I yours.
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Re: College Football
Village People?
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Re: College Football
I didn't ask if you liked them, just if you knew of them..
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Re: College Football
I'm sure they're some sort of new age retard outfit that sings about unicorns and fairies. Is there a point?
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Re: College Football
9,000,000 people watched Colorado play Colorado State until 2AM Eastern. That was the largest viewing audience for a Colorado State football game in all of their history, one of the biggest audiences for a Colorado game, and it is all due to Prime Time and what he has done for the Buffaloes. I expect, 12,000,000+ people watching their game vs Oregon. Scratch that, 15,000,000.
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I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: College Football
UK's are way better than Carolina's...
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Re: College Football
I hope he's not flying economy...
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Re: College Football
Alright Deion... this is it.
After TCU, the "experts" said TCU was a fraction of the team they were a year before and it proved nothing.
After Nebraska, the "experts" said that the Huskers sucked after what happened vs Minnesota.
After Colorado State, the "experts" said that you shouldn't have had to go to Overtime to beat a team that had 50 points scored on them in another game.
Win this one, the "experts" will have no more excuses.
After TCU, the "experts" said TCU was a fraction of the team they were a year before and it proved nothing.
After Nebraska, the "experts" said that the Huskers sucked after what happened vs Minnesota.
After Colorado State, the "experts" said that you shouldn't have had to go to Overtime to beat a team that had 50 points scored on them in another game.
Win this one, the "experts" will have no more excuses.
Feminism: Eve eats ALL the apples, gives God the middle finder when He confronts her, and has the serpent serve Adam with an injunction ordering him to both stay away from her AND to provide her food and shelter because he dragged her out of the Garden.