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Re: College Football

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Re: College Football

Post by Tree » Tue Sep 19, 2023 8:06 pm

hedge wrote: Tue Sep 19, 2023 8:45 am Did you hear about the gay Irish couple? John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn...
I don't get it.
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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Tue Sep 19, 2023 8:31 pm

Pretty much sums up your entire existence...
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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Tue Sep 19, 2023 8:34 pm

Here's a good pickup line. Ask a girl if she's from Ireland, whether she says yes or no, say "Oh I thought you were, b/c when I look at you my penis is doublin'". Get it? "Dublin"? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! Ahem...
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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Tue Sep 19, 2023 8:35 pm

If somebody ever says "I'm not as dumb as I look," you should immediately reply "How could you be?"
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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Tue Sep 19, 2023 8:37 pm

And if you're ever tempted to say "I'm not as dumb as I look," just say "I'm not as dumb as you look" instead...
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Re: College Football

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I wish the footage was a little longer to when #52 finally realized he was a dufus


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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Wed Sep 20, 2023 11:20 am

I would absolutely bring in Tom Brady to finish out this season for the Jets. Not sure why that seems like such an absurd idea.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: College Football

Post by Tree » Wed Sep 20, 2023 12:39 pm

Dangerous situation given his age, absence from the game, and the Jets O line. Cousins seems more likely.
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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Wed Sep 20, 2023 1:27 pm

Tree, are you familiar with the band Imagine Dragons?
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Re: College Football

Post by Tree » Wed Sep 20, 2023 2:01 pm

You know the general gist of my musical prefs, brah. And unfortunately I yours.
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Re: College Football

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Village People?

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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Wed Sep 20, 2023 8:15 pm

Tree wrote: Wed Sep 20, 2023 2:01 pm You know the general gist of my musical prefs, brah. And unfortunately I yours.
I didn't ask if you liked them, just if you knew of them..
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Re: College Football

Post by Tree » Wed Sep 20, 2023 8:54 pm

I'm sure they're some sort of new age retard outfit that sings about unicorns and fairies. Is there a point?
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Re: College Football

Post by innocentbystander » Wed Sep 20, 2023 9:57 pm

9,000,000 people watched Colorado play Colorado State until 2AM Eastern. That was the largest viewing audience for a Colorado State football game in all of their history, one of the biggest audiences for a Colorado game, and it is all due to Prime Time and what he has done for the Buffaloes. I expect, 12,000,000+ people watching their game vs Oregon. Scratch that, 15,000,000.
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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Fri Sep 22, 2023 2:34 am

I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Fri Sep 22, 2023 2:36 am

UK's are way better than Carolina's...
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Re: College Football

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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Fri Sep 22, 2023 11:29 am

I hope he's not flying economy...
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Re: College Football

Post by innocentbystander » Fri Sep 22, 2023 11:35 am

Alright Deion... this is it.

After TCU, the "experts" said TCU was a fraction of the team they were a year before and it proved nothing.
After Nebraska, the "experts" said that the Huskers sucked after what happened vs Minnesota.
After Colorado State, the "experts" said that you shouldn't have had to go to Overtime to beat a team that had 50 points scored on them in another game.

Win this one, the "experts" will have no more excuses.
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