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Tree · Post by **Tree** » Fri Jun 30, 2023 11:25 pm

So I'm seeing my therapist tomorrow. Any ideas on what I should ask him?

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Sat Jul 01, 2023 7:19 am

Ask him for a shot of Pavulon, potassium chloride & midazolam.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Sat Jul 01, 2023 7:20 am

Ask him if he can prescribe a stool softener, the over the counter stuff clearly isn't working...

Tree · Post by **Tree** » Sat Jul 01, 2023 1:40 pm

Took a nice slick one today finally. Thanks though.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Fri Jul 07, 2023 8:21 am

Tree · Post by **Tree** » Fri Jul 07, 2023 11:03 pm

The secret to the universe. Get a cat. Pro tip, ask the girl at the counter for a loving one. No matter how hot your woman is and how sweet her snatch, you're going to eventually get sick of her. Get the right cat tho, and you're good for life.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Sat Jul 08, 2023 7:09 am

Ass raping cats is not on my bucket list.

DooKSucks · Post by **DooKSucks** » Sat Jul 08, 2023 7:57 pm

Tree wrote: ↑Fri Jul 07, 2023 11:03 pm The secret to the universe. Get a cat. Pro tip, ask the girl at the counter for a loving one. No matter how hot your woman is and how sweet her snatch, you're going to eventually get sick of her. Get the right cat tho, and you're good for life.

Of course you would be the type of guy who owns a damn cat...

I bet you love musicals too

Tree · Post by **Tree** » Sat Jul 08, 2023 8:42 pm

Missing out. The little bit of emotional connection that a man needs is easily obtained. And you can freely dip your pork sword in any number of vagines without the nag. Don't knock it till you try it, brahs.

DooKSucks · Post by **DooKSucks** » Sat Jul 08, 2023 11:45 pm

The only action you get is jacking off to pictures of Suzyn Waldman.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Sun Jul 09, 2023 6:46 am

"The little bit of emotional connection that a man needs is easily obtained."

That's true. And the other ones get cats...

Dave23 · Post by **Dave23** » Sun Jul 09, 2023 10:40 am

Well played

Tree · Post by **Tree** » Thu Jul 13, 2023 6:11 pm

Tree · Post by **Tree** » Sat Jul 15, 2023 7:04 pm

Always wanted to tit fuck Marilu. And I still would but Rat would have a seizure if I posted a pic of her today.

Tree · Post by **Tree** » Sat Jul 15, 2023 8:52 pm

Grease those titties up and just go to town, brahs. You shitting me?

Tree · Post by **Tree** » Sat Jul 22, 2023 2:11 am

So Brahs, I been thinking about my past, and I have a confession to make. I used to watch General Hospital in the late 80's. As I remember back to those days, there was one broad who especially shivered my timbers. Lucy Coe. I once came in my pants as a teen without touching my dick just thinking about her.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Sat Jul 22, 2023 8:44 am

You still do that when you think about hedge.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Sat Jul 22, 2023 11:17 am

"there was one broad who especially shivered my timbers"

Post would've been much better (but still awful) if you'd written "shiver me timbers"...

Tree · Post by **Tree** » Fri Jul 28, 2023 11:22 pm

This is me. Swimming through this place every so often. Never knowing when I'm gonna tear some ass up.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Sat Jul 29, 2023 9:36 am

Godzilla actually has a lot on that beast...

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