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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat May 20, 2023 3:05 pm

...Tree's retarded

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Sat May 20, 2023 7:36 pm

I'd like to say the Lakers have a lock tonight and the golden child couldn't possibly go down 0-3 but that's not really true. The Nuggest are the best team. Jockitch has his limitations but he is a master of positioning, planning and understanding how to break down defenses, whether he has the ball or not. I hate watching him. That nigga belongs in the European leagues not the NBA, but he is here and we have to deal with it.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat May 20, 2023 8:49 pm

Are you a brother Tree?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Sat May 20, 2023 8:58 pm

This series is over. Denver's offense is too smooth. Kills me to say this but Jokitch is the best player in the league.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Sat May 20, 2023 9:02 pm

KD may be batman, but basketball at it's heart isn't about that. Jokitch is the new MJ. Makes his teammates better just by being on the court. Kills me because he's a tall white center, but he's got the goods. It's a team sport. Congrats to Denver on their title. FML
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat May 20, 2023 11:03 pm

LeBron is trash

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sun May 21, 2023 9:13 am

"Kills me to say this but Jokitch is the best player in the league."

In that case, please speak no other words than those...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dave23 » Sun May 21, 2023 9:26 am

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon May 22, 2023 11:49 am

At the moment it looks like Calipari went like 0-7 in the transfer portal.

UK is dying on the vine in two areas - NIL guarantees (mostly because the money is tied up in the freshmen class he has , I suspect) and alcohol sales. UK refuses to allow alcohol to the general populace while allowing it in the luxury suites.

The transfer portal is a weird thing to me. Every kid in it wants a better deal than what he got at his previous school but at the same time, ever kid in it isn't good enough to go next level so there is a ceiling - yet they demand serious NIL money and playing time.

While there may be 3-5 kids in the transfer portal that would make a difference in a team, after that I don't think any of them will turn a team into a title contender, but they may very well be the difference in making the NCAA tourney or winning a conference.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Mon May 22, 2023 9:25 pm

Some folks were talking about a Celts/Lakers final, but it's looking like both teams need to sell and rebuild. Lebron at 38 is not going to be alpha on a title team. Neither is Mr Inconsistent AD. Sure they can beat some mediocre teams like Grizz and a flailing Dubs, but they can't put a dent in the Nuggets.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon May 22, 2023 11:51 pm

Jordan is still the Goat

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dave23 » Tue May 23, 2023 10:28 am

A healthy Grizz squad kicks the everloving shit out of the Lakers.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue May 23, 2023 11:36 am

or shoots them
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dave23 » Tue May 23, 2023 5:47 pm

Whatever works…
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Wed May 24, 2023 6:59 am

Dave23 wrote: Tue May 23, 2023 10:28 am A healthy Grizz squad kicks the everloving shit out of the Lakers.
Heh. You’re coming around slowly.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dave23 » Wed May 24, 2023 9:58 am

I try to keep it simple for you…
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Wed May 24, 2023 10:10 am

Yes simple is recommended here. Only took you a few weeks to get what I was saying.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dave23 » Thu May 25, 2023 8:41 am

That’s because you speak gibberish. It’s not your fault. You were just dealt a bad hand.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu May 25, 2023 9:16 am

Studies prove that children born into poverty grow up dumber than shit. We're here for ya Tree.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Thu May 25, 2023 9:48 am

What were you having trouble with Dave? I said LA was the better team given the injury situation and you disagreed. Not a big deal really. I would just man up and accept it rather than pretend you can’t read.
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