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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue May 02, 2023 6:29 am

You got a bigot answer for everything. 🤣
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Post by DooKSucks » Tue May 02, 2023 10:29 am

So, my dad and his siblings were pieces of shit because they were largely raised by a single mother who was a widow? Got it.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue May 02, 2023 10:59 am

"The Constitution of the United States was created with the assumption that the majority of the people of the USA are fully functional as independent people or (failing that) married to a "help meet" that will get them to where they need to be."

I'd like to "help meet" a 2 by 4 to your skull and get you where you need to be...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue May 02, 2023 11:46 am

Cost of a bullet: .25
Cost of a 2 x 4: 3.39
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Tue May 02, 2023 5:51 pm

DooKSucks wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 10:29 am So, my dad and his siblings were pieces of shit because they were largely raised by a single mother who was a widow? Got it.
No, you don't got it. Your dad and his siblings were raised by a widow. They were NOT raised by a never-married-mom. Your grandma has completely different social status than a never-married mom.

More to the point, your dad and his siblings may very well be pieces of shit. I don't know. But because they were born legitimate and raised by a widow (and not a never-married-mom) it is much more UNLIKELY that their being a piece of a shit was the fault of their mother. In MOST cases, when pieces of shit are raised by a never-married-mom, SHE is the main reason why her children are they way they are.

Get it? Good. NSTFU.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue May 02, 2023 6:38 pm

What a fucking clown.
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Post by eCat » Tue May 02, 2023 6:50 pm

no shortage of studies showing the advantages of children raised in two paren homes, from emotional, educational and societal.

but that includes single mothers where the child's father is a worthless deadbeat
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Post by innocentbystander » Tue May 02, 2023 7:36 pm

eCat wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 6:50 pm no shortage of studies showing the advantages of children raised in two paren homes, from emotional, educational and societal.

but that includes single mothers where the child's father is a worthless deadbeat
having a conversation with rat or DS about this is like having a conversation with hysterical girls about anything. You can't use logic, statistics, or common sense with them because they are far too emotional to look at anything pragmatically. Try to talk seriously about this problem and rat and DS melt down like these harpies



I guess I am going to have to treat rat and DS like feminists. They are far too feral and emotional to have a meaningful conversation.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue May 02, 2023 9:06 pm

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Tree » Thu May 04, 2023 9:36 am

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Thu May 04, 2023 7:50 pm

I just cooked a pork butt roast for the first time

god damn...where has this been all my life. I know its what they make pulled pork from but as a roast with a dry rub mix?

oh man, I got a boner eating it.
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Post by Dave23 » Thu May 04, 2023 11:29 pm

My son’s HS baseball team sold them 2x each year as a fundraiser. They sold themselves…we literally had people calling us nonstop asking for them.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Thu May 04, 2023 11:56 pm

I got a second in the freezer just waiting for some crock pot mac-n-cheese to go with it
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by DooKSucks » Fri May 05, 2023 12:09 am

eCat wrote: ↑Thu May 04, 2023 7:50 pm I just cooked a pork butt roast for the first time

god damn...where has this been all my life. I know its what they make pulled pork from but as a roast with a dry rub mix?

oh man, I got a boner eating it.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Dave23 » Fri May 05, 2023 8:57 am

Make a big plate of bbq nachos with it…with a good Memphis sauce, of course…
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by DooKSucks » Fri May 05, 2023 9:47 am

make some good coleslaw and get some hushpuppies...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Fri May 05, 2023 9:54 am

I am on Keto so we had aspargus with parmesan and bacon
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun May 07, 2023 10:29 pm

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Tree » Wed May 10, 2023 8:20 pm

John Mayer is a pussified version of George Thoroughgood. Discuss.
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Re: Uncle Bud

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