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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Fri Mar 31, 2023 6:58 am

Celts put a 40 point beatdown on the Bucks last night, reestablishing themselves as the favs to win the NBA title.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Fri Mar 31, 2023 11:26 am

They will lose to the fucking Jazz tonight. Mark it down.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Fri Mar 31, 2023 7:46 pm

DooKSucks wrote: ↑Fri Mar 31, 2023 11:26 am They will lose to the fucking Jazz tonight. Mark it down.
It's going to be a good playoffs for sure. Celts or Bucks should take the east. Sixers have a good team but it's a complete bore watching an offense flow through a point center. West doesn't have the ceiling of the east but they have a nice gamut of teams. There aren't too many easy outs this year. Miami is a threat and no one wants to see them in the first round. Lakers could fuck around and make the Western conf finals.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Fri Mar 31, 2023 7:53 pm

Lot of wildcards too. Dubs will probably get their shit together. Suns could conceivably gel and have KD figure out how to win a title without the two best shooters in the league. I'd love to see that.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sat Apr 01, 2023 5:58 am

"Dubs will probably get their shit together."

No need to go heeled to get the bulge on a Dub like you...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sat Apr 01, 2023 8:03 am

Look at the male cheerleader at the bottom right during the last few seconds of this video. Goddamn. And this is Iowa...

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Apr 01, 2023 8:37 am

Why are you scouting male cheerleaders?
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Post by innocentbystander » Sat Apr 01, 2023 4:26 pm

girl's, your dad is watching the March Madness show. Stop wearing tube tops on television.

boys, stop posting your venmo id on a poster board for purposes of e-begging to a national audience
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Apr 01, 2023 4:58 pm

IB.

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Post by innocentbystander » Sat Apr 01, 2023 11:30 pm

alright so that is it. San Diego State vs the unbeatable Huskies. aTm still in jeopardy of never watching college basketball ever again
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Post by sardis » Sun Apr 02, 2023 8:05 am

Nah, that’s just one of those celebrity I’m moving to England if a Republican wins the Presidency threat.

This could be the 5th UConn NC since 1999. There I jinxed them for you so called “blue blood” fans.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sun Apr 02, 2023 2:59 pm

Or just down the road in New Orleans...

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Post by innocentbystander » Mon Apr 03, 2023 10:06 pm

it appears that aTm has nothing to worry about. UConn continues to UConn, right up until the last game.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Apr 04, 2023 8:31 am

8 years ago Bluecat and I were here. I think that was the year I gave my finals ticket to BRM

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Apr 04, 2023 8:40 am

X beat Uconn twice this year. X is the true National Champion.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Apr 04, 2023 8:41 am

eCat wrote: ↑Tue Apr 04, 2023 8:31 am 8 years ago Bluecat and I were here. I think that was the year I gave my finals ticket to BRM

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Tue Apr 04, 2023 4:11 pm

You mother fuckers gave Dook another welfare title with that choke job.

You choked against a bunch of cracker ass honkies from Wisconsin. What the fuck?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Tue Apr 04, 2023 4:34 pm

Who did North Carolina lose to?
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