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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Wed Mar 22, 2023 9:55 am

Goddamn, 18 minutes?? Nobody's going to watch that. Give us the summary...
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Post by hedge » Wed Mar 22, 2023 9:59 am

Nevermind, I read about it. Goddamn, the guy was seeking $3 million originally, but then lowered his ask to $300,000. Just pay him and move one...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Wed Mar 22, 2023 10:13 am

There may be a week or more of testimony. She is counter suing for a $1, so the principle of matter is why she isn't paying him a cent.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Dave23 » Wed Mar 22, 2023 11:18 am

Yeah…no interest in that at all…
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Mar 22, 2023 12:15 pm

He always finds the dumb ones. I'll bet his tv & locked on ETV.

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Re: Uncle Bud

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Mon Mar 27, 2023 6:44 pm

Gweneth's testimony today

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Post by hedge » Tue Mar 28, 2023 8:13 am

An hour and 58 minutes??? Goddamn man, give us the Cliff Notes version...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Tue Mar 28, 2023 11:18 am

hedge wrote: Tue Mar 28, 2023 8:13 am An hour and 58 minutes??? Goddamn man, give us the Cliff Notes version...
It was the plaintiff's attorney trying to trip up Gweneth on the stand, trying to get her to say that she should know better than to "ski away" if she runs into someone on the slope. The whole time she was saying that HE ran into HER. So they weren't even talking about the incident in the same frame. It was more for the jury to see if they believe Gweneth or not
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Mar 28, 2023 12:28 pm

IB has a very fun life watching court tv all day.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Mar 28, 2023 8:58 pm

Why isn't anybody whining about this Paltrow case? After all, it happened in 2016, the same year Trump paid off Stormy Daniels. Yet some people are acting like Bragg just woke up last week and decided to pursue the case. Idiots...
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Post by Dave23 » Tue Mar 28, 2023 8:59 pm

The Amazon River runs for thousands of miles. At some points it runs through areas of rain forest that are almost untouched and have been barely explored. Because of the porous limestone in these areas, the river water leaks in through the stone and travels deep into the earth, and forms underground pools almost a mile below the surface. Over thousands of years, small blind transparent fish have lived and evolved in these pools. These fish have never seen the sun or surface and have never been seen by the human eye.

These fish care more about Gwyneth’s testimony than I do.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Tue Mar 28, 2023 9:18 pm

LMAO
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Mar 28, 2023 10:36 pm

🤣🤣🤣

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Post by hedge » Wed Mar 29, 2023 9:02 am

"The Amazon River runs for thousands of miles. At some points it runs through areas of rain forest that are almost untouched and have been barely explored. Because of the porous limestone in these areas, the river water leaks in through the stone and travels deep into the earth, and forms underground pools almost a mile below the surface. Over thousands of years, small blind transparent fish have lived and evolved in these pools. These fish have never seen the sun or surface and have never been seen by the human eye."

Almost every sentence of this post could spawn an "I wish you were" response...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Dave23 » Wed Mar 29, 2023 9:07 am

You’re welcome…
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Wed Mar 29, 2023 11:38 am

hedge wrote: Wed Mar 29, 2023 9:02 am "The Amazon River runs for thousands of miles. At some points it runs through areas of rain forest that are almost untouched and have been barely explored. Because of the porous limestone in these areas, the river water leaks in through the stone and travels deep into the earth, and forms underground pools almost a mile below the surface. Over thousands of years, small blind transparent fish have lived and evolved in these pools. These fish have never seen the sun or surface and have never been seen by the human eye."

Almost every sentence of this post could spawn an "I wish you were" response...
Dave's paragraph has been blasted around the internet for quite a while and used exactly the way he used it to denigrate posts of which people have no interest. Just boilerplate, copy-paste, attempt to make fun.

Ok. I get it. I wont mention Paltrow again.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Mar 29, 2023 11:50 am

That's a good start

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Dave23 » Wed Mar 29, 2023 11:56 am

And now the rest of you have the blueprint…
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