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Ostensibly Hoops
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DooKSucks
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I proudly took AFAM 040 at Carolina.
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Jungle Rat
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The best thing about Metz leaving SI was the fact it was Crow posting his real name. Heh.
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sardis
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Ahem...umm...and what's wrong with that?AlabamAlum wrote:Metzger always struck me as the type that would do Google searches on his name.
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AlabamAlum
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Heh.
Well, let me finish: He does Google searches on his name and calls the boss of whomever was talking about him and threatens lawsuits.
Well, let me finish: He does Google searches on his name and calls the boss of whomever was talking about him and threatens lawsuits.
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eCat
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With my name I'd have to be a serial killer, porn star or politician to get any hits on google.
I could google my name and the street I live on and there would be two different people.
I could google my name and the street I live on and there would be two different people.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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sardis
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Oh, I thought you meant he was googling his own name.AlabamAlum wrote:Heh.
Well, let me finish: He does Google searches on his name and calls the boss of whomever was talking about him and threatens lawsuits.
Some of us are vain like that...
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AlabamAlum
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1. He googles his own name.
2. He finds out who is "talking" about him.
3. He calls their boss.
4. He threatens a lawsuit.
2. He finds out who is "talking" about him.
3. He calls their boss.
4. He threatens a lawsuit.
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AlabamAlum
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At Wxing, Optimus Prime made a thinly veiled threat to call my boss and the "AHA" (which is either the American Hospital, Association or the American Heart Association).
I had the better of him in a few contentious debates, so he posted my real life initials (MH) and something to the effect of 'did I think I would be able to attack him with impunity?' Then mentioned my boss and the AHA.
Heh.
I think it hurt his feelings when I told him that I was semi-retired and doing consulting work now (essentially my boss is me).
I had the better of him in a few contentious debates, so he posted my real life initials (MH) and something to the effect of 'did I think I would be able to attack him with impunity?' Then mentioned my boss and the AHA.
Heh.
I think it hurt his feelings when I told him that I was semi-retired and doing consulting work now (essentially my boss is me).
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Jungle Rat
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Onion called my work once during one of his many meltdowns.
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AlabamAlum
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I wasn't even really rude to OP - I just disagreed with him and argued him down. He went mental on me and started posting spam over and over again (which I deleted, then i gave him a 48-HR read-only cool off period).
It didn't really help. He also was mad that I didn't ban Hedge at the megasite for some insult (which I never even saw).
It didn't really help. He also was mad that I didn't ban Hedge at the megasite for some insult (which I never even saw).
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eCat
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too funny
facebook has really changed that - either for the better or worse. I'm not sure which
Crow is the only one I know that has meltdowns, and he does that because he is bored more than any real threat to his personal life
facebook has really changed that - either for the better or worse. I'm not sure which
Crow is the only one I know that has meltdowns, and he does that because he is bored more than any real threat to his personal life
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Jungle Rat
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AA still won't friend me on Facebook. What a snobby dick he's become.
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AlabamAlum
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Agreed. Hate that guy.
"The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is hard to verify their authenticity."
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Jungle Rat
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I know your real name!
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AlabamAlum
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DON'T CALL MY BOSS, BRO!!!!1
"The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is hard to verify their authenticity."
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Jungle Rat
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Too late. He sorta liked me.
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sardis
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Really?Jungle Rat wrote:Onion called my work once during one of his many meltdowns.
You actually were employed?
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Hizzy III
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Jungle Rat wrote:I know your real name!
Well, for those of you who don't know, you can rule out Mitch Hedberg and Max Headroom.
From the town of Possum's Paw, Alabama, standing 6'2" and weighing 150 lbs, the one, the only, the legend... Bootney Farnsworth.
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AlabamAlum
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Mikhail Hedrovsky
Miguel Heurro
Mark Hammill
Michelle Huffington
Miguel Heurro
Mark Hammill
Michelle Huffington
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Jungle Rat
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Yeah, I was once. Made a killing and haven't had to work since. I am getting bored though.sardis wrote:Really?Jungle Rat wrote:Onion called my work once during one of his many meltdowns.
You actually were employed?