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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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Notice Arizona is a 2 seed.

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Post by DooKSucks » Thu Feb 16, 2023 12:04 pm

Arizona won’t make the Elite 8, and I think they may not make the Sweet 16.
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Post by eCat » Thu Feb 16, 2023 1:19 pm

Kentucky is back in their rightful place in college basketball - back on the last four in!
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Feb 16, 2023 3:29 pm

Oh yes, a return to UK's glory days when they won most of their "titles," back when the last four teams in the tournament were also the first four teams in the tournament, b/c there were literally only 4 teams in the "tournament"...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Thu Feb 16, 2023 3:38 pm

hedge wrote: Thu Feb 16, 2023 3:29 pm Oh yes, a return to UK's glory days when they won most of their "titles," back when the last four teams in the tournament were also the first four teams in the tournament, b/c there were literally only 4 teams in the "tournament"...
and usually UNC wasn't 1 of those 4
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Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Feb 16, 2023 3:43 pm

hedge wrote: Thu Feb 16, 2023 3:29 pm Oh yes, a return to UK's glory days when they won most of their "titles," back when the last four teams in the tournament were also the first four teams in the tournament, b/c there were literally only 4 teams in the "tournament"...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Thu Feb 16, 2023 8:00 pm

Pretty much me back in the day.


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Post by hedge » Fri Feb 17, 2023 9:16 am

"Pretty much me back in the day."

Back in the day? Don't sell yourself short, Tree, you still get abused like that regularly, on and off the court...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Feb 17, 2023 9:37 am

Oh. I was looking at the people in the stands.

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Post by eCat » Fri Feb 17, 2023 12:51 pm

Just heard Tim McCarver died.

I know he had some detractors (Hello Deion) but I always thought he was a good at what he did
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dave23 » Fri Feb 17, 2023 3:18 pm

Dude was born here, played multiple sports very well here, had a friggin minor league baseball stadium named for him here, died here…and all the local news talked about this morning was Tyre Nichols and the trial…
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Post by hedge » Fri Feb 17, 2023 5:31 pm

Does a minor league stadium really warrant a "friggin" before it?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Fri Feb 17, 2023 7:50 pm

The Anti k* wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 1:44 pm
innocentbystander wrote: Tue Feb 14, 2023 5:36 pm
The Anti k* wrote: Mon Feb 13, 2023 10:08 pm

That sums it up.

For the first time since the early 1950s, Carolina Basketball has lost double digit games four seasons in a row.

Treating this job like your family hardware store is a disgrace.
Disgrace?

Didn't you guys just play for a national championship? I would LOVE to be disgraced like that.
This is CAROLINA BASKETBALL, not that team in the desert with one national title. That may sound snarky, but it’s Religion here. Only Kentucky, Kansas and Indiana fans understand.

Fact based without emotion, career assistant Bill Guthridge was also handed the reins to a National Championship squad that he fucked up. The Program spiraled into Hell from there due to the imbecilic requirement to incestuously hire “Fambly” only. Hubert is getting his ass handed to him with 4 out of 5 starters returning from that team that caught lightning in a bottle for a month with Hillbilly Larry Bird. We’re now in Year 4 of consecutive double digit loss seasons. That hadn’t happened in Chapel Hill since the early 1950s.

So yeah, we’re a spoiled fanbase. But fuck this losing shit. If we go from preseason #1 to the NIT, I’d fire his ass on the spot.
but my point remains

you had double digit losses but you STILL played for a national championship. Arizona will likely finish the regular season 26-5 or whatever, and I would take 5 more losses to play for a national championship.

It doesn't matter how many games you lose in the regular season. March is the only thing that matters. Fuck everything else.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Feb 17, 2023 9:13 pm

More genius nuggets from our local idiot.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sat Feb 18, 2023 9:43 am

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Feb 18, 2023 9:48 am

I just saw this bitch on CBS this morning whine about it. Cracked me up. Fuck off bitch.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Feb 18, 2023 4:28 pm

UK swept UT. This season is fucked up.

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Post by The Anti k* » Sat Feb 18, 2023 4:32 pm

UK was a popular preseason pick to win it all. Cal finally started playing his best players.

Meanwhile, the wuffpeckers will send us off to the NIT tomorrow.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by sardis » Sat Feb 18, 2023 8:18 pm

eCat wrote: Fri Feb 17, 2023 12:51 pm Just heard Tim McCarver died.

I know he had some detractors (Hello Deion) but I always thought he was a good at what he did
Steve Carlton lengthened his career longer than it should have been.

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