Ostensibly Hoops
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- TheBigMook
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
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- Jungle Rat
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DS should.sue them.
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just happened to notice the b'days listed at the bottom of the page today
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Congratulations to: MumEmatoWatgfzxj (26), MumEmatoWatnyaht (26), MumEmatoWatvspkh (26), 1cheaphotelsr (25), EliteabagSima (25), Lighelfillile (24), scebambMiBitemi (24), excemAlieleBics (24), gawAnagernsew (22), Kemijaice (22), chistazgf (22)
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Congratulations to: MumEmatoWatgfzxj (26), MumEmatoWatnyaht (26), MumEmatoWatvspkh (26), 1cheaphotelsr (25), EliteabagSima (25), Lighelfillile (24), scebambMiBitemi (24), excemAlieleBics (24), gawAnagernsew (22), Kemijaice (22), chistazgf (22)
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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That's a lot of foreign lurkers!
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I think the feds are looking for a few of those guys.
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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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I thought my homework was confidential?
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Damn she put a heart sign under the exclamation mark. I guess we know why he was staying after class now.
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.
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no, I found it on the internet.CAT wrote:eCat--your wife's test?
If she gave a test it would be gibberish - she teaches non-communicative kids
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Do they ever get hard-ons and try to hump shit? They had a program at our high school where you could work with the special needs program at the school (our high school had the program for the autistic) and some of the boys with the more severe cases of autism were horny little boogers.eCat wrote:no, I found it on the internet.CAT wrote:eCat--your wife's test?
If she gave a test it would be gibberish - she teaches non-communicative kids
I proudly took AFAM 040 at Carolina.
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she actually has some funny stories
she has two boys ,I assume the are like 14 or 15 and they have serious anger control problems but they don't outwardly act on it.
The first has what I call "Incredible Hulk" syndrome where he gets mad ,clenches his hands into fists and breathes heavy thru his teeth for like 10 minutes. But what gets him mad is anything - like "hey Johnny, you're supposed to use a black ink pen, not blue" kinda thing - so the kid is blowing up like this 2 or 3 times an hour.
The other kid sneaks off and takes his anger out on non-human things. A few weeks ago my wife knew he was mad and followed him outside. He didn't think anyone was around and she heard him saying "FUCK YOU BIRDS! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!". He's done that to toilets, lockers, school buses - anything but people.
She does have one I'm worried about. He is like 19 years old now and can't talk. However he is on some serious meds and if they get the dosage wrong , he has seizures or worse, gets violent. She has come home bruised from him at least 4 times. He has a fetish to stroke women's hair and until they hired a 22 year old last year, my wife was the object of his obsession. Now the 22 year old has to deal with it.
she has two boys ,I assume the are like 14 or 15 and they have serious anger control problems but they don't outwardly act on it.
The first has what I call "Incredible Hulk" syndrome where he gets mad ,clenches his hands into fists and breathes heavy thru his teeth for like 10 minutes. But what gets him mad is anything - like "hey Johnny, you're supposed to use a black ink pen, not blue" kinda thing - so the kid is blowing up like this 2 or 3 times an hour.
The other kid sneaks off and takes his anger out on non-human things. A few weeks ago my wife knew he was mad and followed him outside. He didn't think anyone was around and she heard him saying "FUCK YOU BIRDS! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!". He's done that to toilets, lockers, school buses - anything but people.
She does have one I'm worried about. He is like 19 years old now and can't talk. However he is on some serious meds and if they get the dosage wrong , he has seizures or worse, gets violent. She has come home bruised from him at least 4 times. He has a fetish to stroke women's hair and until they hired a 22 year old last year, my wife was the object of his obsession. Now the 22 year old has to deal with it.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
- sardis
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I have a 50 year old brother who is severely disabled and noncommunicative. He jacks off constantly. It took a few years to teach him to go to his room first...
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Had the choice between two threads on this story...
http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2011/0 ... -nbas.html
http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2011/0 ... -nbas.html
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I am sorry but I LMAO at that.sardis wrote:I have a 50 year old brother who is severely disabled and noncommunicative. He jacks off constantly. It took a few years to teach him to go to his room first...
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.
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I hope I still jack off constantly when I'm 50
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Think things wil change that much in 2 years?