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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Thu Dec 15, 2022 11:44 pm

I appreciate the sentiment
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Dec 16, 2022 9:43 am

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Fri Dec 16, 2022 12:45 pm

What's gta?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Tree » Fri Dec 16, 2022 12:55 pm

I thought for sure he would start kicking and punching the girl.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Fri Dec 16, 2022 1:26 pm

Grand Theft Auto

Criminal based video game that doesn't exactly follows the rules of gravity
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Fri Dec 16, 2022 1:27 pm

What does Grand Theft Auto have to do with a waterspout?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Fri Dec 16, 2022 1:29 pm

I added to my post
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Fri Dec 16, 2022 1:30 pm

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Fri Dec 16, 2022 2:22 pm

Why do they keep running into the spout if they know what's going to happen?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Dec 16, 2022 3:25 pm

Do it stoned
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Dec 17, 2022 1:21 pm

Longer version is at the end.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Sun Dec 18, 2022 9:38 pm

Picture of the deputy, please...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Dec 18, 2022 10:03 pm

Channeling my inner fuck you
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Re: Uncle Bud

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Re: Uncle Bud

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Mon Dec 26, 2022 8:00 am

don't mess with a Sicillian's homemade pasta sauce, goes right after the wife

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Wed Dec 28, 2022 10:03 am

The covid is going around again. Members of 3 branches of my fambly who have not been in contact with each other have tested positive in the past few days. Kept us from all getting together for Christmas for the 3rd year in a row. My brother tested positive on Christmas after attending a party with his wife's extended family earlier in the week. One of her sisters that was at the party texted everybody that she had tested positive which was the only reason my brother tested himself. He never felt bad and still doesn't. Nobody else in his immediate family has tested positive and they were all at the same party and then around my brother for days after that. My aunt tested positive (she's 83) but her husband has not (he's 88), nor her kids or grandchildren (they were all together Christmas Eve). My step-daughter texted us yesterday morning that she tested positive but her husband has not nor has anyone in our immediate fam, and we were all together on Christmas and the day after. The MIF is pissed at her, though, b/c she said she felt bad the morning after Christmas but her and her dimwit husband stayed at our house all that day and spent the night rather than just leaving immediately like any normal people would've done, but they're idiots...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Dec 28, 2022 10:42 am

Well worth the money. Nice kid.
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Post by sardis » Wed Dec 28, 2022 11:46 am

i tested positive for covid the first time ever last week after flying back from Connecticut. No awful systems, just realized I couldn't taste anything and decided to take one of those home tests, which said I was positive. tested again the next day, still positive. Tested Christmas eve and said negative. That gave me the green light to attend family gatherings.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Wed Dec 28, 2022 11:58 am

a friend of mine is an avid golfer. The summer after covid hit, another friend called her up to go play a round. At the end of the round, the friend told her that she had the symptom of covid and didn't want to get tested. Of course my friend caught it and it kicked her ass.

She has completely lost her ability to taste food and has since converted to being a vegetarian. She says what is the point to eat meat if it all tastes like cardboard to her.

I only know this now because she is in charge of our menu for a week long event in a few months.

Not sure of the wisdom in that decision.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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