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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Sun Dec 18, 2022 2:42 pm

Thanks to Coach Holtmann for not guarding the inbounds pass from the backcourt, we might’ve salvaged our season. But can anyone on this Carolina team shoot threes???

As for the other bluebloods…

Self is the best coach in the game now. No way Kansas should blowout IU with no big men.

Indiana will be alright. Probably a 6th seed in the tournament.

UCLA looks really good to me. I used to think Bob Marley sucked, but he’s a true old school point guard. They’ve got some athletes on that squad.

Kentucky…I can’t believe that much experienced talent barely broke 50 points. Maybe the bruins are that good.

UConn is the best team I’ve seen so far. Arizona and Tennessee are Final 8 good. Tony Bennett will have UVA at the top of the ACC. And I can’t help but wonder where IU would be as a program without the bullshit firing of Sampson. Dude is a helluva coach.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Sun Dec 18, 2022 2:53 pm

hedge wrote: ↑Sat Dec 17, 2022 11:24 am Isn't that Jerry Falwell's outfit?
Yep. Hopefully, the kid is the school’s new pool boy.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Sun Dec 18, 2022 4:52 pm

The Anti k* wrote: ↑Sun Dec 18, 2022 2:42 pm Thanks to Coach Holtmann for not guarding the inbounds pass from the backcourt, we might’ve salvaged our season. But can anyone on this Carolina team shoot threes???

As for the other bluebloods…

Self is the best coach in the game now. No way Kansas should blowout IU with no big men.

Indiana will be alright. Probably a 6th seed in the tournament.

UCLA looks really good to me. I used to think Bob Marley sucked, but he’s a true old school point guard. They’ve got some athletes on that squad.

Kentucky…I can’t believe that much experienced talent barely broke 50 points. Maybe the bruins are that good.

UConn is the best team I’ve seen so far. Arizona and Tennessee are Final 8 good. Tony Bennett will have UVA at the top of the ACC. And I can’t help but wonder where IU would be as a program without the bullshit firing of Sampson. Dude is a helluva coach.

Fuck dook*!

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Do you think Purdue is for real or just "smoke and mirrors?"
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Sun Dec 18, 2022 4:56 pm

Purdue is well-coached with a Bond villain anomaly. Solid squad, but a team with athletes will bounce them out of the tournament in March.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Sun Dec 18, 2022 5:03 pm

The Anti k* wrote: ↑Sun Dec 18, 2022 4:56 pm Purdue is well-coached with a Bond villain anomaly. Solid squad, but a team with athletes will bounce them out of the tournament in March.
That is what I am thinking.

I think this one (for the national championship) is between UConn, Gonzaga, UVa. VPI, Arizona, and unfortunately, Dook.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sun Dec 18, 2022 9:42 pm

"the man has no idea how to coach a basketball team."

But he's still winning the recruiting title every year, so you got that going for ya...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sun Dec 18, 2022 9:48 pm

UNC will be unstoppable by March...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Dec 18, 2022 10:05 pm

Hopefully you'll be shot by the MYF before that.
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Post by innocentbystander » Tue Dec 20, 2022 12:35 am

https://www.espn.com/mens-college-baske ... /401490316

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Dec 20, 2022 12:50 am

Nobody fucking cares. It's not the Crosstown Shootout or the Tobacco Road Rivalry. Sit the fuck back down.
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Post by innocentbystander » Tue Dec 20, 2022 1:43 am

Xavier vs Cincinnati is nowhere NEAR as interesting as an 11-1 ASU vs a 10-1 U-of-A.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Dec 20, 2022 9:12 am

Again, nobody gives a fuck about Arizona sports.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Dec 20, 2022 10:44 am

Or Arizona in general...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Dec 20, 2022 11:13 am

That's where people go to die.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dave23 » Tue Dec 20, 2022 12:04 pm

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Tue Dec 20, 2022 12:48 pm

Jungle Rat wrote: ↑Tue Dec 20, 2022 11:13 am That's where people go to die.
You should come here
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Dec 20, 2022 1:24 pm

Hopefully in Feb. If not, I plan on it in 2043.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Dec 20, 2022 2:19 pm

innocentbystander wrote: ↑Tue Dec 20, 2022 12:48 pm
Jungle Rat wrote: ↑Tue Dec 20, 2022 11:13 am That's where people go to die.
You should come here
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Tue Dec 20, 2022 3:08 pm

hedge wrote: ↑Tue Dec 20, 2022 2:19 pm
innocentbystander wrote: ↑Tue Dec 20, 2022 12:48 pm
Jungle Rat wrote: ↑Tue Dec 20, 2022 11:13 am That's where people go to die.
You should come here
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thank you
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