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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by TheBigMook » Thu Sep 08, 2011 9:36 pm

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Sep 08, 2011 10:26 pm

DS should.sue them.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri Sep 09, 2011 11:32 am

just happened to notice the b'days listed at the bottom of the page today

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Congratulations to: MumEmatoWatgfzxj (26), MumEmatoWatnyaht (26), MumEmatoWatvspkh (26), 1cheaphotelsr (25), EliteabagSima (25), Lighelfillile (24), scebambMiBitemi (24), excemAlieleBics (24), gawAnagernsew (22), Kemijaice (22), chistazgf (22)
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Ron Mexico » Fri Sep 09, 2011 12:01 pm

That's a lot of foreign lurkers!

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by 10ac » Fri Sep 09, 2011 1:16 pm

I think they're all Virginia Commonwealth grads.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Sep 09, 2011 11:06 pm

I think the feds are looking for a few of those guys.

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Post by eCat » Mon Sep 12, 2011 6:37 pm

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Sep 12, 2011 7:15 pm

I thought my homework was confidential?

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Post by BigRedMan » Tue Sep 13, 2011 12:24 pm

Damn she put a heart sign under the exclamation mark. I guess we know why he was staying after class now.
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Post by CAT » Tue Sep 13, 2011 4:00 pm

eCat--your wife's test?
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Post by eCat » Tue Sep 13, 2011 4:18 pm

CAT wrote:eCat--your wife's test?
no, I found it on the internet.

If she gave a test it would be gibberish - she teaches non-communicative kids
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by TheBigMook » Tue Sep 13, 2011 4:51 pm

What a racket.
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Post by DooKSucks » Tue Sep 13, 2011 9:34 pm

eCat wrote:
CAT wrote:eCat--your wife's test?
no, I found it on the internet.

If she gave a test it would be gibberish - she teaches non-communicative kids
Do they ever get hard-ons and try to hump shit? They had a program at our high school where you could work with the special needs program at the school (our high school had the program for the autistic) and some of the boys with the more severe cases of autism were horny little boogers.
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Post by eCat » Tue Sep 13, 2011 10:25 pm

she actually has some funny stories

she has two boys ,I assume the are like 14 or 15 and they have serious anger control problems but they don't outwardly act on it.

The first has what I call "Incredible Hulk" syndrome where he gets mad ,clenches his hands into fists and breathes heavy thru his teeth for like 10 minutes. But what gets him mad is anything - like "hey Johnny, you're supposed to use a black ink pen, not blue" kinda thing - so the kid is blowing up like this 2 or 3 times an hour.

The other kid sneaks off and takes his anger out on non-human things. A few weeks ago my wife knew he was mad and followed him outside. He didn't think anyone was around and she heard him saying "FUCK YOU BIRDS! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!". He's done that to toilets, lockers, school buses - anything but people.

She does have one I'm worried about. He is like 19 years old now and can't talk. However he is on some serious meds and if they get the dosage wrong , he has seizures or worse, gets violent. She has come home bruised from him at least 4 times. He has a fetish to stroke women's hair and until they hired a 22 year old last year, my wife was the object of his obsession. Now the 22 year old has to deal with it.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by sardis » Wed Sep 14, 2011 11:39 am

I have a 50 year old brother who is severely disabled and noncommunicative. He jacks off constantly. It took a few years to teach him to go to his room first...

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by sardis » Wed Sep 14, 2011 1:46 pm

Had the choice between two threads on this story...

http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2011/0 ... -nbas.html

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Post by BigRedMan » Wed Sep 14, 2011 2:31 pm

sardis wrote:I have a 50 year old brother who is severely disabled and noncommunicative. He jacks off constantly. It took a few years to teach him to go to his room first...
I am sorry but I LMAO at that.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Sep 14, 2011 2:34 pm

I hope I still jack off constantly when I'm 50
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Sep 14, 2011 3:37 pm

Think things wil change that much in 2 years?

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