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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Fri Dec 02, 2022 12:48 pm

eCat — Why are Kentucky and Michigan going to the UK for one game? I mean, a tournament or at least play twice. This seems stupid…

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Fri Dec 02, 2022 12:56 pm

The Anti k* wrote: Fri Dec 02, 2022 12:05 pm
hedge wrote: Fri Dec 02, 2022 9:54 am Y'all need to relax. IIRC, I was hearing all this stuff last year at this time (and well into Feb) and look how things turned out. Seriously though, I am concerned with the nonchalance they seem to be showing, I think they thought they would just be able to show up and other teams would roll over. I think when they decide to actually play they're going to win some games. But the main thing is the wholesale buy-in to just jacking 3's. The Dookification of college basketball is the real problem, but I don't see any solution short of having a Rasheed Wallace or Antawn Jamison or JR Reid or (hate to say this one, but it's true) Zion Williamson on your team every year. I love Bacot, but he ain't any of them...
The differences in this year and last are:

1. No Manek to replace Garcia (Nance). Hell, Nance has probably been our best offensive player. But the two bigs, with the guards shooting like shit, and Leaky being invisible is a recipe for failure.

2. Every opponent weve lost to has athletic wings and power guards. Where are ours? Indiana penetrated the paint on us like the Original Hedgehog.

3,. Why is Styles in Witness Protection? Tell his ass to get in the game and play like Lynch and Noel, not a pussified 3-point chucker. We’ve already got too many of those.

4. WTF on Jalen Washington? Is he cleared to play or not? Cut the hyperbole on him being the best shooting high school big man you’ve ever seen, Hubert. The kid for Bama tore his ACL in March, but lit our asses up.

5. Bacot just isn’t right. I’m not even talking about his shoulder injury @ IU. He’s had no lift all season. I think he’s playing injured and it shows. Without him, we’ve got nothing inside. And I agree with you, hedge, that Armando’s never been a finisher like we need around the basket.

Stylez thinks he’s a 3 point shooting wing and not a slasher and rebounder from best I can tell, and having bricks for hands hasn’t helped. I’m worried this will hurt us in Kinston long term.

Washington is as sturdy as wet toilet paper

Bacot’s ankle is obviously fucked up. I think they should sit him until Christmas break is over.

Caleb has rubbed off on RJ, and they’re reading and believing the preseason hype still despite sucking ass so far.

We are in deep shit.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Fri Dec 02, 2022 12:59 pm

Manek’s versatility is sorely missed. Nance has been our best offensive performer, but he lacks that pop / spark that Manek seemed to bring to the team.

I would kill to have had Manek for four years.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri Dec 02, 2022 1:36 pm

The Anti k* wrote: Fri Dec 02, 2022 12:48 pm eCat — Why are Kentucky and Michigan going to the UK for one game? I mean, a tournament or at least play twice. This seems stupid…
I don't really know - this was something that was scheduled prior to covid and they are making it up now.

UK is going back to a schedule that fans will actually enjoy for next year. Gonzaga, (Duke/UNC/Va), and I assume we are still in the champions classic as well, so Kansas/UCLA and Duke in the non ACC years. Potentially add IU in the mix as well

UK will eventually play a game in Cameron
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Dec 02, 2022 2:57 pm

Worst thread ever.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Fri Dec 02, 2022 6:12 pm

eCat wrote: Fri Dec 02, 2022 1:36 pm UK will eventually play a game in Cameron
If only there was a way for both to lose….
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri Dec 02, 2022 11:04 pm

its chickball so we're talking like $40 max

but still


I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dave23 » Sat Dec 03, 2022 12:59 am

Looking at Grace, her NIL is probably some free cheese curds at Culver’s coupons…
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sat Dec 03, 2022 10:11 am

I'm willing to admit that chick volleyball is a real sport

especially if they wear shorts that make a "V" on their ass

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Dec 03, 2022 10:24 am

How old is your daughter again?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sat Dec 03, 2022 11:54 am

the better question is how old are your daughters
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Dec 03, 2022 1:01 pm

Those girls age. Kinda gross thinking about girls their age in tight shorts. Creeper.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sat Dec 03, 2022 3:04 pm

any man that says its creepy to like looking at 20 year old women in short shorts must like dick.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Dec 03, 2022 5:49 pm

My limit is 35. Cmon man. That's disgusting.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sat Dec 03, 2022 6:39 pm

pornhub says otherwise
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Dec 03, 2022 7:19 pm

You're sick

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sat Dec 03, 2022 7:32 pm

I stand with eCat on this one...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sat Dec 03, 2022 7:33 pm

Although I will admit (as I believe someone mentioned a few weeks ago) my porn proclivities of late have been more for the "older" gals, i.e., late 20's/early 30's...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Dec 03, 2022 8:12 pm

Ok Dad.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Dec 03, 2022 10:44 pm

Here's some spank material e.


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