Auburn Tigers

Professor Tiger · Post by **Professor Tiger** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 11:27 am

Even the lowly Weed Eater Bowl has certain standards - standards which I doubt we will be able to meet this year.

GBJs · Post by **GBJs** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 1:00 pm

Ask AA nicely...he'll give you lessons. You have to mix in enough of the truth and the truth is

AU 14-0 2011 MNC!

Professor Tiger · Post by **Professor Tiger** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 2:25 pm

You have to mix in enough of the truth and the truth is

Heisman trophy winning QB: gone pro
Lombardi trophy winng DT: gone pro
Number of returning OL starters: 1
Returning starters on offense: 3
Returning starters on defense: 3
Number of nationally ranked opponents on the schedule: 6
Number of ranked teams we play on the road: 3

G,AIIT.

GBJs · Post by **GBJs** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 4:20 pm

Yes. But according to Scout, you've out-recruited everyone in the country!

...even signed more of 'em than most...

Professor Tiger · Post by **Professor Tiger** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 4:24 pm

Yeah. They are now freshmen and sophomores.

We are now the most talented JUCO team in the SEC.

GBJs · Post by **GBJs** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 4:29 pm

And that schedule above looks like nearly everyone from the SECw... No solace.

JUCO turned out OK for ya last year?

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 7:50 pm

Auburn finds a way to win. Have to go back to 2009 to find a game they've lost.

Professor Tiger · Post by **Professor Tiger** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:34 pm

We are masters of smoke and mirrors. We shall soon be exposed for the hollow shells we truly are.

GBJs · Post by **GBJs** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 8:59 pm

Only if Clemson finds a way to un-Clemson themselves against you. No one else on your schedule will even provide a speed bump.

AU 14-0 2011 MNC!

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 10:19 am

Oh, and I was a gracious and charming best man. I even shouted a sincere "WDE!" with every Auburn score and then high-fived everyone when the MSU game-tying drive was stuffed.

DooKSucks · Post by **DooKSucks** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 11:06 am

I'm glad I'm wearing boots because the bullshit is rather deep in here.

GBJs · Post by **GBJs** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 1:38 pm

you probably need leg condoms.

GBJs · Post by **GBJs** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 1:47 pm

Actually it's more than believable. I vaguely remember AA having a slight distaste for MississiPi schools.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 1:54 pm

That was his Ecstasy phase. Can we please move on?

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 2:06 pm

No, that is the absolute truth, DS. I do not hate Auburn; I never have.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 2:26 pm

Funny how AA ignores his Ecstasy phase.

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 3:44 pm

I've never had Ecstasy - unless you're talking about Levitra. In that case, I have had it, but it wasn't a phase.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 8:34 pm

Heh. I didn't think you were that old.

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 8:52 pm

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 9:08 pm

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