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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Mon Nov 21, 2022 10:16 pm

went to a Pies and Pints today

really good pizza, especially the Italian.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by eCat » Fri Nov 25, 2022 6:19 am

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Tree » Sun Nov 27, 2022 11:26 am

Butt juice

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Mon Nov 28, 2022 11:22 am

We started 529's plans for the kids when they were born.

Back in the day you could actually buy college credit at whatever the going rate was, so I ended up buying 2 semesters of college for the boy

By the time the daughter was born you couldn't that anymore so you just dumped money into an investment portfolio.

Anyways, of course with the daughter going to Bama we burned thru hers pretty quick but I kinda forgot about the boy's.

Also we'd get some weird statements from them like once every 3 years that showed we had only a fraction of what I thought we had put into it so I kind of put it out mind. I just figured we chose poorly and the fund tanked in 2008 and never recovered.

Ok so now you probably have guessed where this is going. The daughter had to finish up a class at the local community college and I have been doing a slow burn about having to pay a couple of thousand because she didn't want to take it at Bama. It hit me that maybe I could transfer money from the boy's account (because God knows that kid ain't going back to college anytime soon) so I logged into the account for the first time in 5 or so years and realized he's got a nice little nest egg there. I have no idea what those statements were telling me - maybe that was some formula for money left over after college credits.

I guess I'll keep whatever is in there available to him should he decide to go back to college when he is 30 but I'm happy that I get reimbursed from paying cash earlier this year for the daughter.

Another thing we did was we bought a shitload of Series E savings bonds (or EE, whatever). I guess I didn't realize those damn things take like 20 years to mature. I'm sitting on a Toyota Camry in bonds but I'll be retired by the time they pay off. I would just tell relatives instead of Xmas gifts , just buy the kids savings bonds. That went on for 10-15 years. I'll be so senile I forget about them too.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Nov 28, 2022 12:31 pm

Cash it. That boy ain't graduating

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Post by eCat » Mon Nov 28, 2022 1:40 pm

new boat for eCat!
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Nov 28, 2022 1:57 pm

Do it

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Nov 28, 2022 3:29 pm

Image
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Dave23 » Mon Nov 28, 2022 6:52 pm

The older I get the more I pretty much hate every cocksucker that is making decisions in this world and all of the idiots that root for political parties like sports teams. — aTm

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Mon Nov 28, 2022 7:07 pm

hedge wrote: Mon Nov 28, 2022 3:29 pm Image
Got to love scenes from the only Bond movie that was a pure Blaxploitation film.
Feminism: Eve eats ALL the apples, gives God the middle finder when He confronts her, and has the serpent serve Adam with an injunction ordering him to both stay away from her AND to provide her food and shelter because he dragged her out of the Garden.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Nov 28, 2022 7:33 pm

Dave23 wrote: Mon Nov 28, 2022 6:52 pm Thinking more like this…

https://springfield.craigslist.org/boa/ ... 04025.html
He might as well spend it on a real one. That's a lot of weekends & he'll spend it either way.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Nov 29, 2022 12:45 pm

I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by DooKSucks » Tue Nov 29, 2022 1:26 pm

hedge wrote: Tue Nov 29, 2022 12:45 pm
Probation officers can be some of the biggest dipshits possible
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Nov 29, 2022 1:53 pm

I'd have left as soon as he was far enough away not to get hit. Wouldn't be the 1st time.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Nov 29, 2022 2:01 pm

I just liked the guy's voice...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by sardis » Tue Nov 29, 2022 6:33 pm

hedge wrote: Tue Nov 29, 2022 12:45 pm
At the 9:07 mark, why would they use a photo of a British police officer talking with a British driver while discussing rules of NC traffic stops?

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by sardis » Tue Nov 29, 2022 6:34 pm

innocentbystander wrote: Mon Nov 28, 2022 7:07 pm
hedge wrote: Mon Nov 28, 2022 3:29 pm Image
Got to love scenes from the only Bond movie that was a pure Blaxploitation film.
Sadly, I believe my boat is as old as that one.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Nov 29, 2022 8:16 pm

Glastron was the apotheosis of boats when I was a teenager...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Nov 29, 2022 8:20 pm

Coincidentally, that guy's voice in the video where the parole officer pulled him over kinda reminds me of the sheriff (J.W. Pepper) in Live and Let Die....
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Nov 30, 2022 1:19 am

Please do

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