went to a Pies and Pints today
really good pizza, especially the Italian.
Uncle Bud
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Re: Uncle Bud
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
Re: Uncle Bud
Hester’s Yup Truck is goin’ home empty.
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Re: Uncle Bud
We started 529's plans for the kids when they were born.
Back in the day you could actually buy college credit at whatever the going rate was, so I ended up buying 2 semesters of college for the boy
By the time the daughter was born you couldn't that anymore so you just dumped money into an investment portfolio.
Anyways, of course with the daughter going to Bama we burned thru hers pretty quick but I kinda forgot about the boy's.
Also we'd get some weird statements from them like once every 3 years that showed we had only a fraction of what I thought we had put into it so I kind of put it out mind. I just figured we chose poorly and the fund tanked in 2008 and never recovered.
Ok so now you probably have guessed where this is going. The daughter had to finish up a class at the local community college and I have been doing a slow burn about having to pay a couple of thousand because she didn't want to take it at Bama. It hit me that maybe I could transfer money from the boy's account (because God knows that kid ain't going back to college anytime soon) so I logged into the account for the first time in 5 or so years and realized he's got a nice little nest egg there. I have no idea what those statements were telling me - maybe that was some formula for money left over after college credits.
I guess I'll keep whatever is in there available to him should he decide to go back to college when he is 30 but I'm happy that I get reimbursed from paying cash earlier this year for the daughter.
Another thing we did was we bought a shitload of Series E savings bonds (or EE, whatever). I guess I didn't realize those damn things take like 20 years to mature. I'm sitting on a Toyota Camry in bonds but I'll be retired by the time they pay off. I would just tell relatives instead of Xmas gifts , just buy the kids savings bonds. That went on for 10-15 years. I'll be so senile I forget about them too.
Back in the day you could actually buy college credit at whatever the going rate was, so I ended up buying 2 semesters of college for the boy
By the time the daughter was born you couldn't that anymore so you just dumped money into an investment portfolio.
Anyways, of course with the daughter going to Bama we burned thru hers pretty quick but I kinda forgot about the boy's.
Also we'd get some weird statements from them like once every 3 years that showed we had only a fraction of what I thought we had put into it so I kind of put it out mind. I just figured we chose poorly and the fund tanked in 2008 and never recovered.
Ok so now you probably have guessed where this is going. The daughter had to finish up a class at the local community college and I have been doing a slow burn about having to pay a couple of thousand because she didn't want to take it at Bama. It hit me that maybe I could transfer money from the boy's account (because God knows that kid ain't going back to college anytime soon) so I logged into the account for the first time in 5 or so years and realized he's got a nice little nest egg there. I have no idea what those statements were telling me - maybe that was some formula for money left over after college credits.
I guess I'll keep whatever is in there available to him should he decide to go back to college when he is 30 but I'm happy that I get reimbursed from paying cash earlier this year for the daughter.
Another thing we did was we bought a shitload of Series E savings bonds (or EE, whatever). I guess I didn't realize those damn things take like 20 years to mature. I'm sitting on a Toyota Camry in bonds but I'll be retired by the time they pay off. I would just tell relatives instead of Xmas gifts , just buy the kids savings bonds. That went on for 10-15 years. I'll be so senile I forget about them too.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud
Cash it. That boy ain't graduating
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Re: Uncle Bud
new boat for eCat!
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud
Do it
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Re: Uncle Bud
The older I get the more I pretty much hate every cocksucker that is making decisions in this world and all of the idiots that root for political parties like sports teams. — aTm
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Re: Uncle Bud
Got to love scenes from the only Bond movie that was a pure Blaxploitation film.
Feminism: Eve eats ALL the apples, gives God the middle finder when He confronts her, and has the serpent serve Adam with an injunction ordering him to both stay away from her AND to provide her food and shelter because he dragged her out of the Garden.
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Re: Uncle Bud
He might as well spend it on a real one. That's a lot of weekends & he'll spend it either way.Dave23 wrote: ↑Mon Nov 28, 2022 6:52 pm Thinking more like this…
https://springfield.craigslist.org/boa/ ... 04025.html
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Re: Uncle Bud
Probation officers can be some of the biggest dipshits possible
I proudly took AFAM 040 at Carolina.
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Re: Uncle Bud
I'd have left as soon as he was far enough away not to get hit. Wouldn't be the 1st time.
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Re: Uncle Bud
I just liked the guy's voice...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Uncle Bud
Sadly, I believe my boat is as old as that one.innocentbystander wrote: ↑Mon Nov 28, 2022 7:07 pmGot to love scenes from the only Bond movie that was a pure Blaxploitation film.
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Re: Uncle Bud
Glastron was the apotheosis of boats when I was a teenager...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Uncle Bud
Coincidentally, that guy's voice in the video where the parole officer pulled him over kinda reminds me of the sheriff (J.W. Pepper) in Live and Let Die....
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Uncle Bud
Please do