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Re: College Football

Post by innocentbystander » Fri Nov 25, 2022 12:08 am

hedge wrote: Wed Nov 23, 2022 5:28 pm "I hope everyone gets to spend time with people they want to be with."

Remember the phrase from that Ali McGraw movie, "Love means never having to say you're sorry"? Family means never getting to spend time with the people you want to be with....
Ali McGraw was a gold-digging cvnt who married an executive at Paramount just to get into a movie, then divorced her husband because she wanted to hop up and down on Steve McQueen's cock. Then McQueen died of skin cancer and no one ever heard of Ali McGraw ever again.

Karma. But hey, at least Ali could keep her pride and never apologize to her former husband.
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Post by innocentbystander » Fri Nov 25, 2022 12:09 am

Tree wrote: Wed Nov 23, 2022 5:32 pm Happy Thanksgiving IB. If you happen to get drunk and take a shot at deep frying a turkey, make sure to record it and post here in the morning.
I put the turkey in the smoker. No one drinks alcohol at my house.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Nov 25, 2022 12:53 am

Fuckin Muslims

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Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Nov 25, 2022 12:54 am

Ali McGraw was married to a cheating drunk dickhead who almost fucked up The Godfather. Shut your face you dumb fucking tarhead.

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Post by innocentbystander » Fri Nov 25, 2022 2:34 am

You have no idea what you are saying.
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Post by innocentbystander » Fri Nov 25, 2022 2:36 am

Jungle Rat wrote: Fri Nov 25, 2022 12:53 am Fuckin Muslims
We are not Islamic at my house. Instead, I have alcoholics in my family and I refuse to feed their addictions when I host a Thanksgiving dinner. Sometimes, a drunk is not a happy drunk. Sometimes, they become vile and violent. I want no part of that.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Nov 25, 2022 8:26 am

They're at your house most likely under duress. I'd drink & be violent too if I had to spend a holiday with you.

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Post by hedge » Fri Nov 25, 2022 11:43 am

I don't get it..
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Fri Nov 25, 2022 12:44 pm

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by hedge » Fri Nov 25, 2022 7:53 pm

Is Steve Spurrier still the coach for Florida?
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Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Nov 25, 2022 8:34 pm

Woof woof

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Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Nov 25, 2022 8:34 pm

I didn't care who won just get it over with. There's real football next.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Nov 25, 2022 11:02 pm

I'm surprised the Gators are making this a game.

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Post by innocentbystander » Sat Nov 26, 2022 3:19 am

hedge wrote: Fri Nov 25, 2022 11:43 amI don't get it..
would you give a woman a beer, if you KNEW that (while sitting at the dinner table with 10 people) if she had just 3 or 4 sips of beer, she would wait until everyone got quiet, and she would look at her husband and say the following:
You know Bill, the reason why I haven't fucked you in the last 3 years is because you are now too fat and I don't love you anymore and the only reason why I haven't divorced you is your mom is still alive and our kids would never speak to me again
would you give that person a drink? That is the kind of alcoholism that exists in some families. I have to see these people and I didn't want to see that shit at my table, for obvious reasons.
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Post by innocentbystander » Sat Nov 26, 2022 3:20 am

Jungle Rat wrote: Fri Nov 25, 2022 8:26 am They're at your house most likely under duress. I'd drink & be violent too if I had to spend a holiday with you.
We volunteer because most everyone else is too lazy and too cheap to host. So we step up because we are the most responsible of all the adult children.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Nov 26, 2022 8:52 am

Control freak

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Post by hedge » Sat Nov 26, 2022 11:49 am

Who knew IB's real name was Bill?
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Nov 26, 2022 12:23 pm

I really would love to be an observer of an IB Thanksgiving.

It has to be a better story than that cruise ship shiturd.

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Post by innocentbystander » Sat Nov 26, 2022 4:20 pm

About 90,000 of the 105,000 in C-Bus are getting very restless and very nervous at the moment. The 15,000 are very enthusiastic and having a ball.
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Re: College Football

Post by innocentbystander » Sat Nov 26, 2022 4:22 pm

Assuming USC takes care of business for TWO games, I think it will be
  • Georgia
  • Michigan
  • TCU
  • USC
Sorry LSU, I see no path for you
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