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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sat Oct 29, 2022 7:49 pm

"So much better ex President content don't ya think?"

Hard to imagine anybody yelling that out at a Trump rally. Well, actually it isn't, but I don't like imagining the illiterate skank sow that would be yelling it...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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Post by eCat » Sun Oct 30, 2022 5:36 pm

The Cardinals hit just 29.2 percent from the field and were stunned on Sunday afternoon at the KFC Yum Center 57-47 to Division II foe Lenoir-Rhyne in an exhibition game.

they shot 8% in the second half against a DII team
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Post by eCat » Sun Oct 30, 2022 8:55 pm

OMG, I was excited about UK this year for maybe 2 weeks.

Tonights game just sucked all the joy out of me, like spaghetti with toast for Dinner
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by DooKSucks » Sun Oct 30, 2022 10:24 pm

56-38? Missouri Western?

Jesus
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Oct 30, 2022 11:58 pm

3 hour karma. Not bad.

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Post by hedge » Mon Oct 31, 2022 8:05 am

What's the problem? That's a 20 point win. Meanwhile Carolina beat whatever soup can they were playing 101-40...
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Post by eCat » Wed Nov 02, 2022 7:08 pm

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Wed Nov 02, 2022 7:21 pm

Kyrie is even dumber than Kanye. Maybe not but it's pretty close.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Nov 02, 2022 7:33 pm

That lawnmower thing might've been serious...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Nov 02, 2022 7:57 pm

Down goes Fraser

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Post by eCat » Wed Nov 09, 2022 12:15 am

UK is losing the NIL battle. Somehow a company called JMI owns the rights to the UK logo/uniforms and to use a Kentucky player in any uniform for an NIL deal requires the seller/contributor to pay them $125K.

So its keeping players from making serious money as a UK representative.

The AD is dragging his feet on dealing with the issue. I don't think he fully realizes they will get rid of him if he can't come up with a solution to have the school compete in NILs. We'll go from an 8 win football program back to a 3 win in 1 season.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by JmilnerJ » Wed Nov 09, 2022 2:12 pm

whats the united kingdom got to do with this man. queen just died. too soon.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Nov 09, 2022 2:27 pm

ok, for 6 posts, that's a strong start
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Nov 09, 2022 5:12 pm

I don't get it..
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Nov 09, 2022 5:26 pm

you're still trying to figure out who Aaron Carter is
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Nov 09, 2022 5:56 pm

Who?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Nov 09, 2022 5:59 pm

I know who he is, he's Ellen DeGeneras's gay lover...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Nov 09, 2022 6:02 pm

She's literally toast.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Nov 09, 2022 6:02 pm

Wait. That was her ex.

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