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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Tue Nov 08, 2022 8:23 pm

heh
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Tree » Tue Nov 08, 2022 9:10 pm

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Nov 08, 2022 9:38 pm

Adult humor

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Nov 08, 2022 9:47 pm

I don't get it..
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Nov 08, 2022 9:53 pm

Like I said....

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Wed Nov 09, 2022 5:32 pm

I took a semi day off from work and decided I would clean out the attic .

Tons of books, glassware, stuffed toys, DVDs/CDs/VHS

all stuff that if I asked my wife what we should do with it, she would undoubtedly say keep it

so I didn't ask. Its all in the dumpster behind the apartment complex.

She'll never miss it.

I'm such a computer nerd too - I threw out 4 motherboards, a laptop and 3 video cards, plus I have at least another 2 of each in the spare closet. That is next on the chopping block

I'm tired of just having shit everywhere in this house, stuff that might be worth $500 in a yard sale if I actually wanted to have a yard sale which I do not. I do have a goodwill pile - shoes, clothes, backpacks, stuff like that.

I mean I have a box of 20+ Dick's last resort beer glasses. Like what the fuck am I really going to do with that?
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Nov 09, 2022 6:00 pm

I went from a 4 bedroom house to a 2 bedroom apt in 2 years. I threw out or gave away so much shit if I took my time I probably could have made money. I had all my moms shit too. Honestly rented a dumpster when I rehabed it & went from there. I can fit all my shit in a storage locker now for when I need to run again.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Wed Nov 09, 2022 6:03 pm

My buddy and his wife downsized recently, she had a yard sale to get rid of all the stuff they couldn't take and didn't need. Some of it was kinda high dollar stuff (nice furniture, rugs, etc) and she got rid of most of that. But then she wanted to have another one at cut rate prices for all the stuff that didn't sell the first time. My buddy asked her how much she thought she'd make if she sold it all, she said $300-400. He told her he'd give her $500 if she took it all to the dump...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Nov 09, 2022 6:36 pm

Basically. I rented a dumpster.

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Post by eCat » Thu Nov 10, 2022 9:32 am

today is part II of the cleanout

we have two spare rooms and a utility room in the basement. By Sunday I will have gone thru all of them getting rid of shit we've had around here for 10-15 years and never touched.

I have a panasonic stereo from the 80's that belonged to my wife's grandmother. She died in 2004. It has an 8-track player. Its gone as soon as I get to it.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Tree » Fri Nov 11, 2022 2:37 pm

I am not a fan of babies. Just stood behind a woman at the grocery store and neither of her twin toddler brats was able to shut up the whole time. Non-stop crying. These people who say they love kids as long as they're other peoples are just being PC. I'm pretty sure I'm not alone in my hatred here. In fact if a politician ran on restaurants, movie theaters, museums, etc having mandatory no kid areas/days, I would forego everything else and vote for them.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Fri Nov 11, 2022 3:30 pm

RIP Gallagher. Sorry for your loss, Rat...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Nov 11, 2022 3:38 pm

I'm heading to the fruit stand right now.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Nov 11, 2022 3:40 pm

Tree wrote: Fri Nov 11, 2022 2:37 pm I am not a fan of babies. Just stood behind a woman at the grocery store and neither of her twin toddler brats was able to shut up the whole time. Non-stop crying. These people who say they love kids as long as they're other peoples are just being PC. I'm pretty sure I'm not alone in my hatred here. In fact if a politician ran on restaurants, movie theaters, museums, etc having mandatory no kid areas/days, I would forego everything else and vote for them.
With your looks and charisma I don't think you're gonna have to worry about kids in your life.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Tree » Fri Nov 11, 2022 3:55 pm

If only.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Fri Nov 11, 2022 4:06 pm

I'm just the opposite, I love hanging around other people's kids, especially the toddlers because once they start that screaming and tantrum throwing, I can just leave.

We walk our dogs weather permitting, there is a girl a few houses down, maybe 5 years old, and she looks for us, runs out to pet the dogs. I look forward to seeing how excited she is to see us (well the dogs).

I miss that in my life with 20 year olds in the house
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Nov 11, 2022 5:41 pm

Rabbit chick might just give you one.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Tree » Wed Nov 16, 2022 9:58 pm

Me and Rat met up for a fight a few weeks ago.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Nov 16, 2022 10:26 pm

You're following one of my twitter accounts? Cool. Thanks.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Tree » Thu Nov 17, 2022 5:20 pm

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