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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Sat Oct 29, 2022 12:06 pm

Talk about kicking somebody when they're down...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Oct 30, 2022 12:47 pm

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Sun Oct 30, 2022 9:11 pm

Dear Costco

You put like 7 Milky Ways for every 1 Reese Peanut Butter cup in your 150 count mega bag

you ain't foolin no one you bastards
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Oct 30, 2022 11:57 pm

I gotta go out & get more Kit-Kats tomorrow. And I probably can't sleep on my stomach tonight either.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Oct 31, 2022 8:06 am

Twix >>>>> Kit-Kats
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Oct 31, 2022 8:23 am

Right twix I'll give you. Left twix is nuts.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Tue Nov 01, 2022 6:56 am

still have half a bag of candy left

probably fewer kids come to my house because all they get are crap ass Milk Ways for the last 5 years
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Nov 01, 2022 7:30 am

Didn't get a kid. Damn Sherrif sign.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by DooKSucks » Tue Nov 01, 2022 2:48 pm

They bus into our neighborhood in van's like their lives depend on it, and our friends' neighborhood across town is a fucking disaster with people coming in from all around to beg for candy.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Tue Nov 01, 2022 2:55 pm

when I lived in Mobile, we'd get vanloads of kids dropped in our neighborhood

my first year there I ran out of candy and ran down to the local mapco to buy whatever they had. I think I was giving out pop tarts at one point
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by sardis » Tue Nov 01, 2022 3:16 pm

Had 30 kids come to the door, all when it was still light out. Ok, one came during dark. This is what's wrong with America.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Nov 01, 2022 3:57 pm

DooKSucks wrote: ↑Tue Nov 01, 2022 2:48 pm They bus into our neighborhood in van's like their lives depend on it, and our friends' neighborhood across town is a fucking disaster with people coming in from all around to beg for candy.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Tue Nov 01, 2022 7:14 pm

Jungle Rat wrote: ↑Sun Oct 30, 2022 12:47 pm
would have been so much better if (at the end) the door was "locked" and the kid couldn't get out, and the skulls on the door started speaking to him
Halloween decorations wrote:little man, put back all but once piece of candy, or we will EAT YOU!
now THAT would have been cool
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Tree » Tue Nov 01, 2022 7:50 pm

heh @ IB
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Nov 01, 2022 8:38 pm

Translation: IB wants to eat prepubescent trick-or-treaters. You sick fuck...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Nov 01, 2022 9:03 pm

Couple a low IQ motherfuckers right there.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Tree » Wed Nov 02, 2022 12:34 pm

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Wed Nov 02, 2022 2:19 pm

I wonder how they overcome the language barrier?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Nov 02, 2022 2:50 pm

Pussy speaks all languages
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Re: Uncle Bud

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