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Nuke The Villages...
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hedge wrote: Mon Oct 17, 2022 7:45 am Nuke The Villages...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

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Dude. Up the Risperidone

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Like I said, nuke em...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

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Post by hedge » Sat Oct 22, 2022 1:18 am

That show is ridiculous but I kinda like it...
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Post by hedge » Sat Oct 22, 2022 2:10 am

Watching a documentary about a 1940's producer (Val Lewton), I went down the imdb rabbit hole and discovered this about the actress, Simone Simon, in one of this films (The Cat People):

Had an affair with a famous WWII spy, Dusko Popov, who was Yugoslavian and thought by the Germans to be a spy for them but in fact was a spy for the British. Popov was a very successful double agent and a well-known ladies man, and during WWII was also acquainted with another spy, Ian Fleming, who later worked aspects of Popov into his James Bond.
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Jungle Rat wrote: Fri Oct 21, 2022 11:18 pm
Yeah. I love it but only on a 4 at a time binge like with women.

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Post by DooKSucks » Sat Oct 22, 2022 1:48 pm

hedge wrote: Sat Oct 22, 2022 1:18 am That show is ridiculous but I kinda like it...
It’s way over the top, but it’s entertaining the same way Dallas was entertaining.
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Post by hedge » Sat Oct 22, 2022 2:55 pm

True, but Dallas had a comic element that Yellowstone lacks. It's like Dallas didn't really take itself too seriously and didn't expect its audience to either (I mean, really, two adult children and their wives, all billionaires, still living in the same not really that large house with their parents? Please...) Yellowstone seems like they really expect us to believe that billionaires and families well up in the political sprectrum are sending teams of literal cowboys and indians out with AK47's to settle their issues like it's the Medellin cartel or some shit. And I think that probably a decent segment of the people who watch it really believe it. Also, Kevin Costner and his daughter have been shot, beaten and bombed more than Arnold Schwartznegger in the entire Terminator franchise and then it's like the next show they're fine. I mean, come on...
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I never really watched Dallas growing up. I think it was on Friday Nights & I had friends so.....

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I'm sure they wished you were home watching Dallas...
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Post by DooKSucks » Sat Oct 22, 2022 4:04 pm

hedge wrote: Sat Oct 22, 2022 2:55 pm True, but Dallas had a comic element that Yellowstone lacks. It's like Dallas didn't really take itself too seriously and didn't expect its audience to either (I mean, really, two adult children and their wives, all billionaires, still living in the same not really that large house with their parents? Please...) Yellowstone seems like they really expect us to believe that billionaires and families well up in the political sprectrum are sending teams of literal cowboys and indians out with AK47's to settle their issues like it's the Medellin cartel or some shit. And I think that probably a decent segment of the people who watch it really believe it. Also, Kevin Costner and his daughter have been shot, beaten and bombed more than Arnold Schwartznegger in the entire Terminator franchise and then it's like the next show they're fine. I mean, come on...
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Post by hedge » Sat Oct 22, 2022 4:29 pm

All that said, I do kinda like Yellowstone. Maybe everything I mentioned is their version of Dallas-like absurdity. I just liked that the Dallas characters actually winked at it themselves. And it's not that Yellowstone is totally "serious." One of my alltime favorite lines in any medium is when Costner's daughter walked out to the patio and Costner said "Ah, the blushing bride," and the daughter said "Oh daddy, the blush got fucked outta me a long time ago." Now that's good dialogue. Of course Dallas was rife with that too. Most famously: Sue Ellen: Tell me JR, which slut are you going to be sleeping with tonight? JR: What difference does it make? Whoever it is has to be more interesting than the slut I'm looking at right now...
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Post by innocentbystander » Sat Oct 22, 2022 4:40 pm

hedge wrote: Sat Oct 22, 2022 2:55 pm True, but Dallas had a comic element that Yellowstone lacks. It's like Dallas didn't really take itself too seriously and didn't expect its audience to either (I mean, really, two adult children and their wives, all billionaires, still living in the same not really that large house with their parents? Please...)
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Billionaires live in the palace together (parents, children, and the grandchildren) to share their peasants/slaves/servants who collectively pander to their daily bullshit. But I get your point, that was never really an American lifestyle for the wealthiest people.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Oct 22, 2022 5:12 pm

"Sue Ellen: Tell me JR, which slut are you going to be sleeping with tonight? JR: What difference does it make? Whoever it is has to be more interesting than the slut I'm looking at right now..."

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Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Oct 22, 2022 5:13 pm

innocentbystander wrote: Sat Oct 22, 2022 4:40 pm
hedge wrote: Sat Oct 22, 2022 2:55 pm True, but Dallas had a comic element that Yellowstone lacks. It's like Dallas didn't really take itself too seriously and didn't expect its audience to either (I mean, really, two adult children and their wives, all billionaires, still living in the same not really that large house with their parents? Please...)
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Post by innocentbystander » Sat Oct 22, 2022 5:16 pm

Jungle Rat wrote: Sat Oct 22, 2022 5:13 pm
innocentbystander wrote: Sat Oct 22, 2022 4:40 pm
hedge wrote: Sat Oct 22, 2022 2:55 pm True, but Dallas had a comic element that Yellowstone lacks. It's like Dallas didn't really take itself too seriously and didn't expect its audience to either (I mean, really, two adult children and their wives, all billionaires, still living in the same not really that large house with their parents? Please...)
Downton Abbey in Texas in the 1970s

Billionaires live in the palace together (parents, children, and the grandchildren) to share their peasants/slaves/servants who collectively pander to their daily bullshit. But I get your point, that was never really an American lifestyle for the wealthiest people.
The White House last administration.
daughter Tiffany may have lived in the White House. She was going to Georgetown Law School in DC. But I think Ivanka and her numbfuck husband had their own place. So did Don Jr. And Eric.
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Yep. He's a bot.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by innocentbystander » Sat Oct 22, 2022 5:34 pm

Jungle Rat wrote: Sat Oct 22, 2022 5:17 pm Yep. He's a bot.
Yup. Another strawman.

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