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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Aug 13, 2022 11:22 pm

Must be tennis time. My hotel filled up with potential qualifiers for the ATP today. I forgot how big a tourney this is every year. Tennis was my 1st sport. Forced. My mom played at UC. I could hold my own but I hated it. Always had to follow it though because it's all she ever watched besides the Reds and HSN.
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Post by DooKSucks » Tue Aug 16, 2022 12:07 am

The wife played tennis at her D3 school but hasn’t touched a racket in nearly 20 years, but she said something about wanting our daughter to play tennis.

We can’t have anymore kids. I’ll never have a son who will play baseball and basketball. So, damnit, I’m going to make for fucking sure our daughter isn’t going to be stuck on a tennis court. So, I have had her involved in “happy feet” (they start teaching basic soccer skills at 24 mos), and she enjoys kicking the ball about back and forth In the yard.

next year I hope to start her in golf lessons (our club has a great juniors program and has a pro who starts lessons at 3 or 4 depending on the kid) because she loves whacking a ball either the toy clubs I bought her and loves to watch me chip and pitch around the yard.
I proudly took AFAM 040 at Carolina.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Aug 16, 2022 10:14 am

Naw. Let her play and see if she likes it.

And you can always adopt a boy. I hear they turn out pretty cool. 😀
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by sardis » Tue Aug 16, 2022 10:53 am

If she can break a 100, she'll get a scholarship.
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Post by DooKSucks » Tue Aug 16, 2022 3:05 pm

sardis wrote: ↑Tue Aug 16, 2022 10:53 am If she can break a 100, she'll get a scholarship.
If she can break 80 consistently on decent tracts, she can get a scholarship to Carolina...
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Dave23 » Tue Aug 16, 2022 5:59 pm

A scholarship to Carolina would be pretty nice…everyone knows the best chick golf is played in the SEC…
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by eCat » Wed Aug 17, 2022 8:49 am

don't forget Lacrosse

its caught up with big time D1 sports but when my daughter played 5 years ago, any senior that wanted to play in college could have - it might have been some no name NAIA school, but they were able to play.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Dave23 » Wed Aug 24, 2022 12:19 pm

lmao
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by eCat » Sun Aug 28, 2022 11:06 am

Someone video taped a Lawn Mower race and added an audio track from a NASCAR race to it and matched it up pretty well.

Its well done...even has a budweiser ad halfway thru. It hits is stride about the 4:30 mark. I especially like that the race is sponsored by LaPierre Septic systems.


I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by eCat » Tue Sep 20, 2022 2:10 pm

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Tree » Tue Sep 20, 2022 9:29 pm

I thought you were fatter.
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Post by hedge » Wed Sep 21, 2022 7:57 am

He looks a little bit like eCat...
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

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