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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Aug 22, 2022 8:45 am

Well, UNC is hosting a local 3-star on an official visit starting tomorrow...
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Post by hedge » Mon Aug 22, 2022 10:07 am

I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Post by hedge » Mon Aug 22, 2022 10:08 am

It was nice seeing the last points scored on Kentucky in that game coming from the hands of a white guy with a moustache...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Aug 22, 2022 10:08 am

I feel safe in saying we won't see an implosion of that level in the near future at UK
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Post by DooKSucks » Mon Aug 22, 2022 8:43 pm

eCat wrote: Mon Aug 22, 2022 10:08 am I feel safe in saying we won't see an implosion of that level in the near future at UK
UNC fans said the same thing after the loss to Weber State in 1999, and thirty months later, the 8-20 season started…
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Aug 23, 2022 7:17 am

this team may not win a national championship but they are at a minimum a 22 win team
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Aug 23, 2022 9:28 am

Kobe Bryant would be 44 today.

But he isn't.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Tue Aug 23, 2022 6:43 pm

Memphis is thinking about going all in for KD. While I'd love to see him and Ja Morant play together, the rest of the cupboard would be slim pickins post-trade. I don't think they'd be able to beat the Warriors or suns, or Clippers. Hope KD stays with the Nets because they'll be a serious title contender if healthy. Unloading Harden is looking more and more like an upgrade for them.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Aug 23, 2022 7:51 pm

I thought you were leaving "for awhile"...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Sun Aug 28, 2022 11:41 pm

This guy is like more interesting than Jungle Rat.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Aug 29, 2022 9:25 am

Impossible

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Post by eCat » Tue Sep 06, 2022 10:51 am

so my son is dating this girl and has been for a couple of months.

I noticed that he isn't all about her 24/7, matter of fact , he paces himself with seeing her

Turns out she is a rabbit boiler who is threatening suicide if they break up and to prove it she cut herself in front of him.

He hasn't talked to me about it yet, he talked to my wife and she talked to me.

Not sure what to do here, my wife's sister had a boyfriend she broke up with hang himself in a hotel room about a week after and it fucked her up for the rest of her life. She still talks about this guy 35 years later.

Anyways , if he asks me, I'm going to tell him to use their relationship growing as an argument to get her into counseling, then once she is in counseling, call the counselor up and let her know that he is out as soon as she thinks its safe.

I have no idea if that's the best approach or not. I was worried they were going to move in together because his goal is to shack up with a vagina that can pay half the bills, but it looks like he isn't getting on that train ride.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Sep 06, 2022 11:58 am

Kill her

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Tue Sep 06, 2022 12:50 pm

eCat wrote: Tue Sep 06, 2022 10:51 am so my son is dating this girl and has been for a couple of months.

I noticed that he isn't all about her 24/7, matter of fact , he paces himself with seeing her

Turns out she is a rabbit boiler who is threatening suicide if they break up and to prove it she cut herself in front of him.

He hasn't talked to me about it yet, he talked to my wife and she talked to me.

Not sure what to do here, my wife's sister had a boyfriend she broke up with hang himself in a hotel room about a week after and it fucked her up for the rest of her life. She still talks about this guy 35 years later.

Anyways , if he asks me, I'm going to tell him to use their relationship growing as an argument to get her into counseling, then once she is in counseling, call the counselor up and let her know that he is out as soon as she thinks its safe.

I have no idea if that's the best approach or not. I was worried they were going to move in together because his goal is to shack up with a vagina that can pay half the bills, but it looks like he isn't getting on that train ride.
“Rabbit boiler”

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I’ve been in his shoes, but I wasn’t nearly as sympathetic or safe as the plan you suggest. I just cut it off. She went batshit but didn’t kill herself.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Sep 06, 2022 12:56 pm

that was my knee jerk reaction, but my wife reminded me of how it fucked up her sister to go thru it

so I tried to have a more reasonable solution
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Sep 06, 2022 1:16 pm

Is this the chick who he made her legs shake when he fucked her?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Sep 06, 2022 1:18 pm

How long did the sister date the dude before he hung himself, and how old was she when it happened?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Sep 06, 2022 1:25 pm

yes, the leg shaker

I'm not sure but it was more than a year, and she was like 20,21 somewhere around there.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Sep 06, 2022 1:41 pm

That's fucked up...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Sep 06, 2022 2:53 pm

I'm tellin ya. Wood chipper.

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