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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by aTm » Tue Aug 23, 2022 12:01 pm

Isn't your son like 35 years old by now, e?
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Post by eCat » Tue Aug 23, 2022 12:26 pm

heh, no, he is 23
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Post by eCat » Tue Aug 23, 2022 12:28 pm

I've had a camera up my dickhole.....twice

I'd happily trade that for a thumb in the butthole.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by aTm » Tue Aug 23, 2022 12:35 pm

Your signature tagline suggests otherwise...
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Post by eCat » Tue Aug 23, 2022 12:37 pm

I told the doc to cut out the BS as well

he did not
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by Dave23 » Tue Aug 23, 2022 1:14 pm

At least for a prostate biopsy, they put you to sleep…
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by innocentbystander » Tue Aug 23, 2022 2:15 pm

Dave23 wrote: ↑Tue Aug 23, 2022 1:14 pm At least for a prostate biopsy, they put you to sleep…
yup

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Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Aug 23, 2022 2:24 pm

I only let female doctors do it.
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Post by innocentbystander » Tue Aug 23, 2022 2:26 pm

Jungle Rat wrote: ↑Tue Aug 23, 2022 2:24 pm I only let female doctors do it.
I only let competent doctors do it

last one smiled when I came to and said to me....
I'll see you in 5 years.
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Post by hedge » Tue Aug 23, 2022 3:13 pm

"I'll see you in 5 years."

No wonder she was smiling...
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Post by eCat » Sun Aug 28, 2022 10:08 am

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by sardis » Thu Sep 01, 2022 8:57 am

Reminds me of this infamous skit.



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Post by Dave23 » Sat Sep 03, 2022 10:41 am

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Post by eCat » Mon Sep 05, 2022 2:52 pm

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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