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Post by DooKSucks » Mon May 16, 2022 11:58 pm

You wouldn’t know the first goddamned thing about what constitutes quality witness examination / cross-examination if you sat next to Clarence Darrow for ten years of worth of trials, you stupid fuck.
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Post by innocentbystander » Tue May 17, 2022 1:49 am

DooKSucks wrote: Mon May 16, 2022 11:58 pm You wouldn’t know the first goddamned thing about what constitutes quality witness examination / cross-examination if you sat next to Clarence Darrow for ten years of worth of trials, you stupid fuck.
Isn't it great DS that state law permitting no-fault-divorce (unilaterally) is ALL YOU NEED for your clients to extort money from their ex-spouses instead of you cross examining anyone? You don't even have to work all that hard to get alimony judgments for the gold-digging whore that retained you who wants to stop fucking the father of her children (but still wants the house and all the money) because she hooked up with the unemployedrockbanddrummer. Just follow the steps.

Camille here, she is destroying the entire concept of #BelieveAllWomen right before our eyes. I know that you are too damn #Woke to appreciate just how wonderfully Camille is destroying the unaccountability of pure feminism, but I think it is beautiful to behold. And just think, we have another whole day of this cross examination tomorrow. Amber is going to start crying on the stand.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Tue May 17, 2022 6:13 am

I am 100% all in on this sentiment

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I cringe at those people
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue May 17, 2022 7:04 am

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by innocentbystander » Tue May 17, 2022 9:30 am

Amber Heard should go find a judge and beg for a TRO against Camille here!



Holy shit, unlike the fantasies that AH said about JD, this is REAL violence. Camille is pummeling her on the stand.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by innocentbystander » Tue May 17, 2022 2:09 pm

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by aTm » Wed May 25, 2022 11:15 pm

I watched Ricky Gervais’ new Netflix special. It was good. I also quite enjoy reading the review and complaints on Twitter. It’s hilarious how these idiots defending trans people don’t understand that he’s barely making fun of trans people…the people he’s actually making fun of and calling morons are all of them out there trying to be the comedy police.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Thu May 26, 2022 9:01 am

I think he was genuinely pissed about Chris Rock and Dave Chapelle.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by innocentbystander » Thu May 26, 2022 9:30 am

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Post by hedge » Thu May 26, 2022 9:32 am

"I think he was genuinely pissed about Chris Rock and Dave Chapelle."

About them getting bum rushed?

I didn't think that Gervais clip posted on another thread was offensive at all, and I'm not saying that in a "I'm not offended by anything" kinda way. It just wasn't...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Thu May 26, 2022 9:57 am

I think he wanted to set twitter on fire for awhile
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Thu May 26, 2022 12:43 pm

Camilile Vasquez needs to be a partner in her firm after this trial. Every wealthy man in America that is going thru a nasty divorce is going to hire her

plus I want to have sex with her.

They played Heard bad today. Put Depp on the stand yesterday knowing Heard would want to face the jury today, and Vasquez gets Heard to admit on the stand she not only wrote the Op-Ed but she did it because she knew Depp was still a powerful force and popular which shows malicious intent.

I bet her lawyer was ready to just pack up and go home after that.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Thu May 26, 2022 12:46 pm

awwww fuck

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by innocentbystander » Thu May 26, 2022 1:20 pm

eCat wrote: Thu May 26, 2022 12:43 pm Camilile Vasquez needs to be a partner in her firm after this trial. Every wealthy man in America that is going thru a nasty divorce is going to hire her

plus I want to have sex with her.
We all want to have sex with her.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Wed Jun 01, 2022 9:23 am

I watch Gone Girl probably twice a year

I'm not sure why but that movie just messes with me.

The fact that he stays with her is what really freaks me out.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by innocentbystander » Wed Jun 01, 2022 5:41 pm

eCat wrote: Wed Jun 01, 2022 9:23 am I watch Gone Girl probably twice a year

I'm not sure why but that movie just messes with me.

The fact that he stays with her is what really freaks me out.
The writer of the script has admitted that sometimes she curls up in the corner and cries to herself "I killed feminism!" That is her regret about making that movie. But yes, freaky movie.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by innocentbystander » Wed Jun 01, 2022 5:41 pm

Johnny sued Amber for $50 million.
Jury finds in favor of Johnny for $15 million.

Amber sued Johnny for $100 million.
Jury finds in favor of Amber for $2 million.



So, that's that.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jun 01, 2022 7:16 pm

Will you leave now?

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by innocentbystander » Wed Jun 01, 2022 7:21 pm

Jungle Rat wrote: Wed Jun 01, 2022 7:16 pm Will you leave now?
nah
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