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Post by hedge » Fri May 27, 2022 9:30 am

Trump's gonna be dead soon. You really don't see people that fat live much past his current age. Granted he never drank or smoked, but I'm sure that fat fuck's diet has been horrible forever. Plus he's going to look stupider and stupider if he slides into his 80's with that travesty of an orange comb-over/pompadour/whatever the fuck you want to call it. And his dentures will start popping out of his pie hole and inopportune times more and more. Sadly, there is no shortage of idiots on his wavelength to attempt to take up his mantle of "leader of the aggrieved," but nobody has his decades-long history of idiocy and self-promotion that is the cornerstone of his appeal, so they may get their 15 minutes of fame (Cawthorn, etc) but then they'll slip back into the trailer park swamp from which they were spawned...
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Post by Jungle Rat » Fri May 27, 2022 10:21 am

That's the goal

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Post by aTm » Fri May 27, 2022 10:28 am

Then what will y'all talk about?
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Post by Jungle Rat » Fri May 27, 2022 10:52 am

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Post by Dave23 » Fri May 27, 2022 11:27 am

Glory holes and PSF…
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Post by aTm » Fri May 27, 2022 12:26 pm

PSF is just called "basketball" now
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Post by Jungle Rat » Fri May 27, 2022 12:46 pm

4th grade little girls covering themselves in their dead classmates blood so they can play dead and not be murdered. Her life's fucked too and she survived. Looking forward to the NRA Convention this Memotial Weekend. Seems appropriate.

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Post by hedge » Fri May 27, 2022 2:17 pm

aTm wrote: Fri May 27, 2022 10:28 am Then what will y'all talk about?
You...
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Post by Jungle Rat » Sat May 28, 2022 11:01 pm

Church should be a hoot tomorrow. I'm sleeping in.

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::: cues monkeys :::

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Post by hedge » Sun May 29, 2022 9:52 am

I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Sun May 29, 2022 12:09 pm

Oh yeah. That thing has been a mess for awhile. Clueless

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Post by Jungle Rat » Mon May 30, 2022 8:22 am

Happy Memorial Day. Please take the time to remember those who gave their lives for us so we can buy AR-15s and blow away 3rd graders.

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Post by sardis » Mon May 30, 2022 1:48 pm

I wish you would’ve made it to third grade.

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Post by eCat » Mon May 30, 2022 3:27 pm

There it is.....

first its AR-15s, now its 9mm...Apparently someone shouted in Bidens hearing aid that they sell truckloads if high capacity 9mms every day in this country, its the defacto weapn of choice for self defense.

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President Biden ranted against ownership of what he called “high-caliber weapons” Monday — appearing to suggest that there should be restrictions on the most popular handgun in America, the 9mm pistol, and repeating a previously debunked claim that the Second Amendment prohibits ownership of cannons.

Speaking to reporters outside the White House after returning to Washington from a weekend that included a visit to the site of last week’s mass shooting in Texas, Biden recounted a visit to a trauma hospital in New York, where he said doctors had showed him X-rays of gunshot wounds caused by various firearms.

“They said a .22-caliber bullet will lodge in the lung, and we can probably get it out — may be able to get it and save the life,” Biden said. “A 9mm bullet blows the lung out of the body.

“So the idea of these high-caliber weapons is, uh, there’s simply no rational basis for it in terms of thinking about self-protection, hunting,” the president went on.

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you see, its humane to be shot with a .22 in the lung

this is why no one takes gun control advocates at their word. Today its the AR-15, and when that doesn't stop gun violence, tomorrow its the 9mm, and when that doesn't stop gun violence, its every gun - which is the real goal to begin with.

Everyone should own at least one AR-15. that's my goal
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Post by Jungle Rat » Mon May 30, 2022 4:03 pm

Go get em Joe!

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Post by sardis » Mon May 30, 2022 6:27 pm

He’s napping now…which I’m thankful, or he’d be trying to do what Trudeau is doing.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/canadas-trud ... 40685.html

But glad this President is incompetent and no energy to get anything passed.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Mon May 30, 2022 8:37 pm

Yep. Never happen on his watch.

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Post by eCat » Tue May 31, 2022 7:10 am

sardis wrote: Mon May 30, 2022 6:27 pm He’s napping now…which I’m thankful, or he’d be trying to do what Trudeau is doing.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/canadas-trud ... 40685.html

But glad this President is incompetent and no energy to get anything passed.
I would suggest he set an example by starting with his security detail. Have his guards carry hunting rifles to protect him
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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