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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Tue Mar 22, 2022 1:28 pm

that meth whore, crotch goblin, cheetos baby scared the shit out of me
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Mar 22, 2022 1:53 pm

I thought that was you...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Mar 22, 2022 2:16 pm

Did IB ever answer the questions?
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Post by hedge » Mon Mar 28, 2022 4:48 pm

I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Mar 28, 2022 4:58 pm

Move the fuck away from those cars!
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Post by sardis » Mon Mar 28, 2022 6:23 pm

Every Christmas we would trek I-81 through Pennsylvania on our way to Connecticut. The weather was bad almost every trip. One time we were stranded in a blizzard for 12 hours. Took us 3 days to finally get to destination. After that, I didn't care how much it cost with 3 kids, we were flying every time.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Wed Mar 30, 2022 8:02 pm

Past 3 days I have had crawfish etoufee, crawfish po’boy, crawfish ravioli, boiled crawfish, and oysters on the half shell

Time to head home I guess
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Mar 30, 2022 8:25 pm

Don't shit yourself. Again.
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Post by Dave23 » Wed Mar 30, 2022 10:01 pm

Go on and get that shrimp omelet…
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Post by eCat » Wed Mar 30, 2022 11:03 pm

We are about to get 80mph winds here in 30 minutes. That’s is category 1 hurricane strength
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by DooKSucks » Wed Mar 30, 2022 11:28 pm

My toilet just withstood far worse given the speed that diarrhea exited my ass. It was worse than a dog with parvo.
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Re: Uncle Bud

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Tue Apr 05, 2022 7:53 pm

on vacation last week went to visit a friend I had not seen in 12 years, best man in my wedding

He gave me some homemade wine and some pickled eggs in a mason jar.

He's been bugging me to try them so I did today

about 2 hours later and now I can't trust a fart.

I don't know what he put in those things.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Apr 05, 2022 9:09 pm

Sucker!
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Post by eCat » Fri Apr 08, 2022 9:02 am

this morning my wife asked me to open a pickle jar and I couldn't. She was in a hurry and got frustrated with me and said "just give it to me" and then opened it herself.

I have never felt such failure in being the man of the house
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by DooKSucks » Fri Apr 08, 2022 9:36 am

It was worse than when the pool boy cuckolded you?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Fri Apr 08, 2022 9:53 am

heh...pool boy

good times
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Fri Apr 08, 2022 11:41 am

DooKSucks wrote: ↑Fri Apr 08, 2022 9:36 am It was worse than when the pool boy cuckolded you?
That was a betrayal. Bad, yes, but not his fault. This other with the pickle jar, though, that's weakness...
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