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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Feb 07, 2022 1:55 pm

Might I suggest to you a tall bridge?
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Post by hedge » Wed Feb 09, 2022 1:10 pm

Anybody seen the HBO miniseries Station Eleven?
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Re: UCLA Bruins

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Mon Feb 14, 2022 10:25 pm

my son comes home tonight all pissed. A girl catfished him on bumble. Meets her on valentines day at the local sushi place, she shows up about 50 pounds heavier than her pictures.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by aTm » Mon Feb 14, 2022 11:24 pm

I wonder if he mentions his living arrangement in his profile?
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Tue Feb 15, 2022 3:28 am

eCat wrote: ↑Mon Feb 14, 2022 10:25 pm my son comes home tonight all pissed. A girl catfished him on bumble. Meets her on valentines day at the local sushi place, she shows up about 50 pounds heavier than her pictures.
That's more like being groupered...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Tue Feb 15, 2022 3:29 am

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Tue Feb 15, 2022 4:15 am

aTm wrote: ↑Mon Feb 14, 2022 11:24 pm I wonder if he mentions his living arrangement in his profile?
I wouldn't say that is the same.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by aTm » Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:14 am

It was a joke, but it depends. Catfish implies she put out pictures of someone else. If they were just flattering pictures of herself, it is basically the same, and welcome to the internet.
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Post by eCat » Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:21 am

I think she didn't want to be sitting at home on Valentines day

She told him at one point during dinner (she is in college) she had a snack shelf in her dorm room.

His response was "yea I can see that"
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Dave23 » Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:29 am

He hit it anyway, right?
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:35 am

He better have
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:38 am

heh, no

I think 2 hours in they both wanted to get it over with
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:38 am

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:40 am

man I wish I had these apps when I was his age.

women just swipe right and all you have to do is ask if they want to go get tacos.

too easy
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by DooKSucks » Tue Feb 15, 2022 10:47 am

eCat wrote: ↑Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:21 am I think she didn't want to be sitting at home on Valentines day

She told him at one point during dinner (she is in college) she had a snack shelf in her dorm room.

His response was "yea I can see that"
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Tue Feb 15, 2022 4:51 pm

No love for my "groupered" quip?
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Re: UCLA Bruins

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Feb 15, 2022 4:54 pm

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Re: UCLA Bruins

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