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by DooKSucks » Mon Feb 21, 2022 12:14 pm
During the second semester of my senior year at Carolina, I picked up a job at a local Lowe's to earn some extra money on top of my other part-time gig since I was only taking 7 hours worth of classes. I hated it there and it lasted less than two months, but I digress.
After one night of partying, I had to be at work at 8am. I might have gotten an hour or two of sleep, and I went into Lowe's to take a shit before working. Well, my heart started to beat out of rhythm and started going ungodly fast while I was shitting. I was taking deep breaths trying to get the heart to jolt back into a normal rhythm but to no avail. The only thing I could think about was Elvis dying on his toilet but that it would be worse because I would have died on a toilet in Lowe's. I wiped my ass as best as I could, pulled up my pants and ran / stumbled out of the bathroom determined to die in the store and not the bathroom to save myself and my family from the shame. After a minute my heart jumped back to normal, and I was sent home because I was pasty white and covered in cold sweat. The manager said I looked unwell. If she only knew....
I proudly took AFAM 040 at Carolina.