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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jan 19, 2022 6:03 pm

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Fifer » Wed Jan 19, 2022 8:24 pm

Good day watching sports on Saturday. Kentucky vs Auburn at noon. Bengals vs Titians at 4 PM. It supposed to rain here in Florida.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Thu Jan 20, 2022 8:36 am

last night was a rock fight, both teams plays good defense.

A&M went 1-22 from 3 and 5-13 from line , you can't win doing that
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Jan 20, 2022 9:56 am

And you still managed to beat them by 6. Impressive...

Actually, I don't have the heart for hoops sass anymore. We're slowing circling the drain (or toilet), Duke and UK are still bringing in the hotshot recruits, we're settling for Top 30 recruits (meaning outside the top 20, to say nothing of top 10) and other assorted projects who may or may not be productive by their senior year. Meanwhile Walker Kessler is playing well at currently #2 Auburn. We can't even keep the good recruits we manage to get. Ugh...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Jan 20, 2022 10:17 am

From the IC analysis of UNC's loss to Miami:

"We did a poor job on the pick and pops, allowing the big fella for them to get open look after open look. (Isaiah) Wong got every shot he wanted, so did (Kameron) McGusty."

You can't hate team that has guys named Wong and McGusty on it...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Thu Jan 20, 2022 1:57 pm

our day of reckoning is Saturday when we play Auburn
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dave23 » Thu Jan 20, 2022 8:30 pm

Memphis is a Grizzlies town now…even with the #1 recruiting class and a legend as head coach.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Thu Jan 20, 2022 10:41 pm

Doh was a psycho asshole. Some of the media even helped us get rid of him. Hubert is beloved by all the talking heads. Roy will battle for him to get “time”. We are fucked.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Jan 20, 2022 10:59 pm

Karma is a bitch.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Thu Jan 20, 2022 11:03 pm

hedge wrote: Thu Jan 20, 2022 9:56 am And you still managed to beat them by 6. Impressive...

Actually, I don't have the heart for hoops sass anymore. We're slowing circling the drain (or toilet), Duke and UK are still bringing in the hotshot recruits, we're settling for Top 30 recruits (meaning outside the top 20, to say nothing of top 10) and other assorted projects who may or may not be productive by their senior year. Meanwhile Walker Kessler is playing well at currently #2 Auburn. We can't even keep the good recruits we manage to get. Ugh...
Excellent (depressing) summation, hedge. Tomorrow, GG Jackson — Hubert’s sole top 10 (and rising) elite recruit — is visiting dook. Those brotherfuckers already have four top 10 recruits in their incoming class (#’s 1/2/4/10), plus a top 10 commitment in the junior class. And now they’re going balls to the wall for a kid who grew up a Heels fan, as well as his parents. With their unlimited War Chest of recruiting funds, we’re doomed. All our players get are fucking chump change from a fish camp.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Thu Jan 20, 2022 11:24 pm

eCat wrote: Thu Jan 20, 2022 8:36 am last night was a rock fight, both teams plays good defense.

A&M went 1-22 from 3 and 5-13 from line , you can't win doing that
eCat — I texted a buddy as Texas A&M punched UK in the throat that there was no way Kentucky would quit, like Carolina has every time we’ve played a tough, talented team this year (sans Purdue). Is that pathetic coaching? Pussified players? I say it’s both.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri Jan 21, 2022 3:52 am

Dave23 wrote: Thu Jan 20, 2022 8:30 pm Memphis is a Grizzlies town now…even with the #1 recruiting class and a legend as head coach.
press conferences like he had last night would get a bad coach fired
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri Jan 21, 2022 5:45 am

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by sardis » Fri Jan 21, 2022 8:25 am

On to the next gig. UNC assistant maybe?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Jan 21, 2022 8:50 am

eCat wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 3:52 am
press conferences like he had last night would get a bad coach fired
What happened?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Jan 21, 2022 9:13 am

Penny's looking old

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri Jan 21, 2022 9:34 am

Sept 2019 " Penny Hardaway: “You know, this is Memphis. We don’t bluff. We want all the smoke, we want everything"

Last Night


I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Fri Jan 21, 2022 2:56 pm

The Anti k* wrote: Thu Jan 20, 2022 10:41 pm Doh was a psycho asshole. Some of the media even helped us get rid of him. Hubert is beloved by all the talking heads. Roy will battle for him to get “time”. We are fucked.
After the Miami game, I'm not above putting a dead hooker in Hubert's hotel room at the next out of state road game....
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Fri Jan 21, 2022 8:35 pm

DooKSucks wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 2:56 pm
The Anti k* wrote: Thu Jan 20, 2022 10:41 pm Doh was a psycho asshole. Some of the media even helped us get rid of him. Hubert is beloved by all the talking heads. Roy will battle for him to get “time”. We are fucked.
After the Miami game, I'm not above putting a dead hooker in Hubert's hotel room at the next out of state road game....
I hear ya, Heel Brother. I’m sick of the team quitting as soon as the opposition gets physical with them. That, and our dumbass coach making Penny Hardaway sound like a diplomat in the postgame press conferences.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Jan 22, 2022 2:32 pm

#3 on UKs ankle just went pop.

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