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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by sardis » Tue Jan 18, 2022 8:45 am

Still stranded in the mountains until the plow reaches our road. It's still 11 inches high.

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Post by DooKSucks » Tue Jan 18, 2022 3:08 pm

We have an attorney stranded at his family's cabin in the high country. I hope you two make it out before Thursday evening. If you don't, you're going to be stuck there until next week....
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jan 18, 2022 6:10 pm

Drove down today. Snow on the ground from Cincy into South Carolina. Yesterday would have been a bitch.

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Post by sardis » Tue Jan 18, 2022 11:14 pm

Finally a farmer with a tractor came and cleared our road this afternoon. Just made it back. Being stranded in a mountain cabin in a snowstorm is romanticized in your head, but it felt like weeks instead of days.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Jan 18, 2022 11:45 pm

That's too bad. I was hoping we'd have a "I wish you were snowed in with no supplies and no means of escape" in real time...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Jan 18, 2022 11:46 pm

I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Jan 24, 2022 1:22 pm

Oldest living person is not a title that people tend to hold onto for very long...
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Post by innocentbystander » Mon Jan 24, 2022 2:33 pm

hedge wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 11:46 pm
Partially true, but mostly bullshit.

In September of 1985 (first season of The Golden Girls) the youngest one was Rue McClanahan and she was 51 at the time of the show. They made her up to look like she was 60 because 51 is a bit young to be a widow retired to Miami. Second youngest was (believe it or not) "Sophia" played by Estelle Getty, the one who played Maude's mom. She was just 62. But she looked like she was in her early 80s. They made her up to look as old as possible

Cynthia Nixon is 55.
Kristen Davis is 56.
Ferris Bueller's wife is 56.

Yeah, they are all older now than Rue was then. But the rest of the Golden Girls were in their 60s (in real life.) On the show, all 4 women were moms, 3 were grandmoms, and one played a great-grandmom.

The point you are making is true. We look at age very differently. And with good reason. We are a country filled with old people. Median age for US citizens in 1985 was 31. Median age TODAY for US citizens, 39.

https://www.statista.com/statistics/241 ... opulation/

This is what happens when people in a decadent society, decide to stop getting married, stop having children, and (instead) borrow money from the few children that are left to prolong our lives as much as possible. How many of the three sluts in the city have children on their show?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Jan 24, 2022 2:54 pm

Jesus christ, does every post have to circle around to your same old lame ass incel worldview? Come to think of it, though, Sex and the City was probably a nightmare for you. Hot, successful women in Manhattan routinely fucking whoever they wanted, and you're on the outside looking in (as always). None of them would've even looked at you, except to point and laugh, not even Cynthia Nixon. The exact type of women you despise being glorified for doing exactly what you despise them for, and loving every minute of it. That had to hurt...
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Post by innocentbystander » Mon Jan 24, 2022 3:03 pm

hedge wrote: Mon Jan 24, 2022 2:54 pm Jesus christ, does every post have to circle around to your same old lame ass incel worldview? Come to think of it, though, Sex and the City was probably a nightmare for you. Hot, successful women in Manhattan routinely fucking whoever they wanted, and you're on the outside looking in (as always). None of them would've even looked at you, except to point and laugh, not even Cynthia Nixon. The exact type of women you despise being glorified for doing exactly what you despise them for, and loving every minute of it. That had to hurt...
Incel? Ha.

In my opinion, Cynthia Nixon was the most physically attractive of the four. Wife and I enjoyed Sluts in the City. We watched it together. So, you'd be wrong hedge.

I actually admired Kristen Davis's character. This was an excellent scene.



Right there, don't be the other woman who fucks a married man. Charlotte shamed Carrie. Good. That was good writing. I just wish the part Kristen Davis was playing (Charlotte) wasn't such an obvious Rules Girl.
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Post by hedge » Mon Jan 24, 2022 3:11 pm

"Wife and I enjoyed Sluts in the City. We watched it together."

I bet she got tired of your weeping during every episode...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Mon Jan 24, 2022 3:14 pm

Silly boy.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jan 24, 2022 4:25 pm

Damn you are so pathetic

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Mon Jan 24, 2022 7:00 pm

DJIA was down over 1000 points today only to finish the day up, 99 points.

:?

The market is constantly correcting, constantly. The doom and gloom sayers, yup, eventually this will crater. But I usually ask them that when people DO sell, what are they going to buy? The doom and gloom sayers, they never have an answer to that question.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jan 24, 2022 7:24 pm

They don't buy anything you idiot. They invest it in short term low risk things. I've usually just kept mine in the bank both times I jumped out ahead of a crash. Usually for a year.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jan 26, 2022 1:35 am

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Post by Dave23 » Wed Jan 26, 2022 10:01 am

Be greedy when others are fearful; be fearful when others are greedy.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Wed Jan 26, 2022 10:13 am

my philosophy

ignore your 401K value and just keep pumping into it

either I come out ok or money will be worthless and we'll all be eating bugs
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Wed Jan 26, 2022 11:40 am

my philosophy

Feminism is Eve fucks the serpent, eats almost all the apples, threatens to withhold sex from Adam if he refuses to eat the last apple that she offers him, gives God the middle finger when He confronts her on what she has done, and Eve has the serpent serve Adam with a restraining order, ordering him to both stay away from her AND to provide her food, clothing, and shelter, because he dragged her out of the Garden which is abusive.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jan 26, 2022 11:56 am

Idiot

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