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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Sat Dec 18, 2021 7:03 pm

I got some bad news for both UNC and UK fans. Both teams suck. UNC will be lucky to make the NCAAs. The losses are going to pile up.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Dec 18, 2021 7:24 pm

UK is spanking that ass

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Sat Dec 18, 2021 7:59 pm

Bigger story. WVU vs UAB is tightening up.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Dec 18, 2021 8:07 pm

Not really

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dave23 » Sat Dec 18, 2021 8:18 pm

Guess my oldest son is gonna need a Covid test when he gets home from Nashville tomorrow…he was hanging with the Tigers last night at their hotel…
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sat Dec 18, 2021 8:24 pm

damn, UNC sucks

I mean UK sucks, and they dominated UNC
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Sat Dec 18, 2021 8:29 pm

eCat wrote: Sat Dec 18, 2021 8:24 pm damn, UNC sucks

I mean UK sucks, and they dominated UNC
Sadly, I knew this from the beginning. Our Program is a national joke.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Sat Dec 18, 2021 8:33 pm

Jungle Rat wrote: Sat Dec 18, 2021 8:07 pmNot really
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sat Dec 18, 2021 8:33 pm

I expected an ugly 67'ish scoring point game.

As soon as that lumberjack looking motherfucker walked out I was like - this isn't the Carolina I know
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Dec 18, 2021 9:00 pm

Even goldie could make a 3

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Fifer » Sat Dec 18, 2021 9:13 pm

hedge wrote: Sat Dec 18, 2021 4:51 pm We would've smoked UCLA and we're going to do the same to UK. eCat is obsessed with Hubert being Doherty, but he's not. Our brand is rock solid, Hubert is perfect for us and we'll win big with him, while UK fans are seething with Cal (but are such fucking retards that they've guaranteed him 10 billion dollars a year for eternity), UK fans will be seething with anybody, that's their baseline reality under any circumstances, they hate life, they hate themselves, they hate everything, hate is their only reality, always, that's why they all love Trump, he's their god of hate and self-loathing, fuck off faggoths!!!!!
So how did that work out for you? We shoved our foot so far up your ass you've got toes for teeth. Let give you some stats Hedge, since you think Carolina owns Kentucky. In the Calapari era our record against you is 7-4. That's 7 wins for us 4 for you. Since the turn of the century the record is 11-9. That's 11 wins for us 9 for you. Now I'm fully aware that the only thing they teach you at U of Carolina is how to apply for Medicaid and Section 8 housing. That and how to keep from getting your sister pregnant. So explain to us how you own us.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Sat Dec 18, 2021 9:13 pm

No one will tell the truth, but here it is …
Doherty was a psycho asshole, so those who truly understood our Program helped get his ass out.

But Hubert? No one will be on our side to fire him. The media loves him. Carolina Basketball is dying.and no one will lift a finger to get rid of Davis.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Fifer » Sat Dec 18, 2021 9:29 pm

DooKSucks wrote: Sat Dec 18, 2021 6:03 pm Fuck Kentucky and each one of those shit eating, mouth breathing, dip shits who support that segregationist worshipping hell hole.

We were going to beat UCLA, but now we're going to beat UK instead. Beating that bunch of cheater worshipping shitbags was going to be enjoyable, but beating this bunch of mouth breathing hilljacks will be even more enjoyable.

Fuck Kentucky
No Kentucky fucked you. No vaseline, no baby oil. Total ass jacking.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Fifer » Sat Dec 18, 2021 9:36 pm

Hedge and DS, neither one of them will have the balls to show up here for a week. Not after that beatdown
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Sat Dec 18, 2021 9:54 pm

The Anti k* wrote: Sat Dec 18, 2021 9:13 pm No one will tell the truth, but here it is …
Doherty was a psycho asshole, so those who truly understood our Program helped get his ass out.

But Hubert? No one will be on our side to fire him. The media loves him. Carolina Basketball is dying.and no one will lift a finger to get rid of Davis.
Give him a year to recruit high value targets and if it doesn’t work out fire him. Why’s that so hard?
Hester’s Yup Truck is goin’ home empty.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sat Dec 18, 2021 10:01 pm

The Anti k* wrote: Sat Dec 18, 2021 9:13 pm No one will tell the truth, but here it is …
Doherty was a psycho asshole, so those who truly understood our Program helped get his ass out.

But Hubert? No one will be on our side to fire him. The media loves him. Carolina Basketball is dying.and no one will lift a finger to get rid of Davis.
Roy didn't exactly leave it stacked for him

He'll get 2 years at least. If there is another game like today, he'll be gone. I bet he'll make the decision to leave on his own.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Sat Dec 18, 2021 10:04 pm

Tree wrote: Sat Dec 18, 2021 9:54 pm
The Anti k* wrote: Sat Dec 18, 2021 9:13 pm No one will tell the truth, but here it is …
Doherty was a psycho asshole, so those who truly understood our Program helped get his ass out.

But Hubert? No one will be on our side to fire him. The media loves him. Carolina Basketball is dying.and no one will lift a finger to get rid of Davis.
Give him a year to recruit high value targets and if it doesn’t work out fire him. Why’s that so hard?
Because this is NORTH CAROLINA BASKETBALL. You don’t hire a guy off the ESPN GameDay set with the intent to make him your successor as the head coach with zero experience. Except that’s exactly what Roy did. He fucked this up worse than Dean’s baton handoff to Gut.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Sat Dec 18, 2021 10:11 pm

eCat wrote: Sat Dec 18, 2021 10:01 pm
The Anti k* wrote: Sat Dec 18, 2021 9:13 pm No one will tell the truth, but here it is …
Doherty was a psycho asshole, so those who truly understood our Program helped get his ass out.

But Hubert? No one will be on our side to fire him. The media loves him. Carolina Basketball is dying.and no one will lift a finger to get rid of Davis.
Roy didn't exactly leave it stacked for him

He'll get 2 years at least. If there is another game like today, he'll be gone. I bet he'll make the decision to leave on his own.
Come on eCat, you of all fans should understand where I’m coming from. Even Billy Clyde had success before his downfall at UK.

As for talent, Davis trots out four McDonald’s All-Americans in the starting lineup. Who else has that much talent in the country that got prison shower raped twice on national TV? We flat out quit versus Tennessee and Kentucky. I’m not taking away anything from either team, as they both have real coaches and a game plan for us. We have a damn intern running Carolina Basketball into the ground.

Of course, I’d be enjoying the hell out of this if the shoe was on the other foot, so I get the opposing fan bases telling us to “be patient”. Fuck that noise! I want him gone.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sat Dec 18, 2021 10:16 pm

Davis didn't go zone tonight and a PG that averages 7 points and takes ill advised 3's had a career night. He said he and his dad broke down film on Tennessee and saw that your bigs are too slow to guard someone driving, and Davis would not adjust.

UNC was outrebounded 44 - 26 and at one point, a 41% 3 point shooting team at one time was 1-12.

If Kentucky lost, the world would have been on fire for Cal. They were going to come out and play their ass off. I know Davis had basically 24 hours to prepare but UNC did not even try to play hard. A team that won't play hard against Kentucky on a CBS nationally televised game has serious issues.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Sat Dec 18, 2021 10:20 pm

And thus, he should resign in disgrace.

Did you see our blowout loss to Tennessee? Exact same scenario — small guards abusing our two “McDonald’s All-Americans”.
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