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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Nov 15, 2021 8:40 pm

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Fri Nov 19, 2021 10:09 am

last year I went to some little bedroom community just outside Harpers Ferry in Maryland.

We ordered a pizza from the local pizza place and I can't remember what they charged me but it was more than $22.

So I go pick it up and they lost the order, blah blah blah and generally my mood was pretty sour about the place , then when I get back to our rental I open the box up and see what they gave me. I ordered an x-large pizza and they gave me whatever size that could hardly fill half the box

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So I trashed them on google reviews posting that picture. I got an email from google yesterday saying over 30,000 people have read my review and that picture is the first thing that comes up about that pizza place now when I search for it.

not sure they deserve all that but fuck 'em, they ruined my pizza
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Fri Nov 19, 2021 2:03 pm

It actually looks pretty good. Crust looks good and they certainly didn't skimp on the toppings. I can't believe that's their extra large, though...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Tree » Fri Nov 19, 2021 7:31 pm

That actually looks quite terrible. Google “Rochester garbage plate” for the next worst thing I’ve personally seen. Sorry for your pizza loss, eCat.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Dave23 » Fri Nov 19, 2021 8:52 pm

It is supposed to be a half and half, right?

It’s funnier if it’s not…
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Sat Nov 20, 2021 12:22 am

Tree wrote: ↑Fri Nov 19, 2021 7:31 pm That actually looks quite terrible. Google “Rochester garbage plate” for the next worst thing I’ve personally seen. Sorry for your pizza loss, eCat.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by sardis » Sat Nov 20, 2021 10:15 am

The labor shortage hits places like this hard. My 19 year old was a Pizza Hut deliverer this past summer and at one point he and another guy were the only two deliverers for all shifts. They basically had to keep the phone off the hook half the time.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Nov 21, 2021 10:29 pm

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Wed Nov 24, 2021 10:32 am

I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Wed Nov 24, 2021 10:32 am

I haven't watched that, I just liked the picture...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:42 pm

A trucker feud has been brewing around here for a few weeks. Evidently Jeremy of Mad J Trucking jumped in front of Bill (of Barnhill Trucking) at Cargill a few weeks ago and words were exchanged. After that, whenever Jeremy would pass Bill on the road, he would give Bill the finger. Bill's son, Nick (who also drives for Barnhill, and is a big boy) got wind of it and vowed revenge. Today they were all down in Selma unloading, Bill claims Jeremy came at him with a crank handle and hit him on the leg, then Nick stepped in and hit Jeremy. Jeremy called and said Nick hit him in the head with a crank handle. Bill says he is in possession of Jeremy's crank handle. I have no idea which story is correct. I know our company tries to be a big tent, but I don't know if it's big enough to accommodate Mad J and Barnhill after this...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Tree » Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:52 pm

Sir, this is a Wendys.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:54 pm

BAHAHAHA!
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Wed Nov 24, 2021 7:57 pm

This place is anything but a Wendy's, but now that you mention it, I wouldn't mind fucking that Pippy Longstocking-looking Wendy's girl...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Wed Nov 24, 2021 8:01 pm

So what if somebody pulled up to a Wendy's and started talking about how he wanted to fuck that red-headed pig-tailed girl and the attendant said "Sir, this is a Wendy's", then the guy could say "No fucking duh, dumbass, that's why I'm here"...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Nov 24, 2021 8:23 pm

Starting early?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Wed Nov 24, 2021 10:54 pm

Jungle Rat wrote: ↑Wed Nov 24, 2021 8:23 pm Starting early?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Thu Nov 25, 2021 1:07 pm

It's Thanksgiving for god's sake, what else am I supposed to do?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by DooKSucks » Thu Nov 25, 2021 3:09 pm

I had a few glasses of Jefferson’s Reserve bourbon before lunch…
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Thu Nov 25, 2021 3:33 pm

I just ate a couple of gummies, what could go wrong?
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