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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Sun Nov 21, 2021 10:50 pm

I watched it, dude. It was pure prison rape. PPR, bitch.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Nov 22, 2021 8:44 am

Your assessment of a 9 point loss to a top 5 team in which the lead changed hands well into the second half is "prison rape?" I see I can safely ignore anything you say about college hoops from now on...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Nov 22, 2021 9:39 am

3 losses so far for UNC?

Welcome to the Doh...errr. I mean Hubert era

can't wait for all those calm UNC voices to support Hubert thru this while chucking rocks at UK fans for turning on Cal
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Nov 22, 2021 9:42 am

Someone is grumpy

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by sardis » Mon Nov 22, 2021 10:00 am

I wonder how long it will take for an old secretary to claim Davis was verbally abusive.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Nov 22, 2021 10:34 am

"3 losses so far for UNC?"

What are you talking about?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Nov 22, 2021 10:44 am

I google North Carolina Tennessee mens basketball and it said you guys were 3-3.


Was that last years game I was looking at?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Mon Nov 22, 2021 11:24 am

Carolina is 3-2.

But we have no true point guard on the roster and our wings are a disgrace. The ACC being down will give us a pathway to mediocrity, but that’s it. Our coaching “search” was a joke, exact same baton handoff that Dean orchestrated was carried out by Roy.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Nov 22, 2021 12:00 pm

eCat wrote: Mon Nov 22, 2021 10:44 am I google North Carolina Tennessee mens basketball and it said you guys were 3-3.


Was that last years game I was looking at?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Nov 22, 2021 1:04 pm

We'll probably be OK this year, but I'm not a fan of this "hang around the 3 point line and fire one off right before the shot clock expires" style of play. Reminds me too much of Dook, who you could always (almost always) count on to choke come tourny time, and plenty of times in the early rounds. But I guess that's what much of college hoops has become now...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Mon Nov 22, 2021 2:28 pm

Has anyone seen K's grandkid lately?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Mon Nov 22, 2021 4:27 pm

The Anti k* wrote: Mon Nov 22, 2021 11:24 am Carolina is 3-2.

But we have no true point guard on the roster and our wings are a disgrace. The ACC being down will give us a pathway to mediocrity, but that’s it. Our coaching “search” was a joke, exact same baton handoff that Dean orchestrated was carried out by Roy.
I thought Davis was adequate PG and as a young guy will get better. Biggest weakness I saw was post defense. Bacot is serviceable but when he's in foul trouble or over talking to the cheerleaders, a muppet could back you guys down for an easy score. Will need better rim protection for the NCAAs.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Mon Nov 22, 2021 7:25 pm

Agreed, Tree. Our defense is an abomination. Add in —as Hedge mentioned — our “modern offense” and we look like k*rzyt. But I won’t put all the defensive woes on the lack of rim protection (outside of Bacot). Our guards and wings are like a sieve straight to the basket.

We need some elite talent in Chapel Hill. Our four McDonald’s All-Americans are of the variety which the NBA has zero interest. That’s got to change or eCat was semi-correct — it won’t turn into the Calipari revolving door of underachievement in recent seasons — it’ll devolve into Carolina’s version of Tubbyball.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Mon Nov 22, 2021 9:35 pm

Meanwhile, Wes Miller put on a coaching clinic tonight vs Illinois. Cincinnati kicked their ass.

Way to go, Roy & Bubba…

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Nov 22, 2021 10:26 pm

Down 19-4 they went on a 52-17 tear.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Nov 23, 2021 4:07 pm

Who the FUCK forgot to post the Maui Brackets?!

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Tue Nov 23, 2021 8:56 pm

The Anti k* wrote: Mon Nov 22, 2021 7:25 pm Agreed, Tree. Our defense is an abomination. Add in —as Hedge mentioned — our “modern offense” and we look like k*rzyt. But I won’t put all the defensive woes on the lack of rim protection (outside of Bacot). Our guards and wings are like a sieve straight to the basket.

We need some elite talent in Chapel Hill. Our four McDonald’s All-Americans are of the variety which the NBA has zero interest. That’s got to change or eCat was semi-correct — it won’t turn into the Calipari revolving door of underachievement in recent seasons — it’ll devolve into Carolina’s version of Tubbyball.
The wings seemed good albeit a bit undisciplined to me. They can all shoot tho which is a plus. I guess it depends what you mean by underachievement. They do still seem like a top 25 team regardless. And fuck the NBA. I assume that Manek fella is one of the AAs. You don’t have to play a game in the NBA to be great in college.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Nov 23, 2021 9:45 pm

Your opinion regarding college hoops is utterly worthless. You assessment that we were "prison raped" by Purdue is proof of that. Don't waste your time on this thread any longer, nobody cares what you think...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Nov 23, 2021 9:55 pm

Tree. Any thoughts on UCLA tonight?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Tue Nov 23, 2021 10:06 pm

None whatsoever. I'm going to bed. And they need to start these marquee games earlier for us old folks who can't stay up.
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