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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Sep 01, 2011 11:20 pm

My name dropping? Oh, you mean Mooks boy. I thought you were defending Crow for a second.
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Re: College Football

Post by Hizzy III » Thu Sep 01, 2011 11:32 pm

Russell Wilson has found himself a new home, alright. Granted, it was UNLV, but still...
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Re: College Football

Post by Bluecat » Thu Sep 01, 2011 11:57 pm

Bklyn, you seem like a straight shooter to me, you alright in my book. But, legit or not, that's the kind of casual claim that normally gets a ton o' shit round these parts. TGP stands for Tame Gray-hair Pussies anymore, it seems.

UK looks like shit.
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Re: College Football

Post by Ron Mexico » Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:01 am

Taser abuse video for eCat:

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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:01 am

Bluecat wrote:Bklyn, you seem like a straight shooter to me, you alright in my book. But, legit or not, that's the kind of casual claim that normally gets a ton o' shit round these parts. TGP stands for Tame Gray-hair Pussies anymore, it seems.

UK looks like shit.
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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:04 am

Ron Mexico wrote:Taser abuse video for eCat:

[youtube]c3O7HxExQLM[/youtube]

"yes, yes! totally awesome"

I hope that kid gets tazed in the balls one day
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: College Football

Post by Hizzy III » Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:08 am

Shit, some of these kids like that kind of stuff, eCat. "They ain't got no sense..."
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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:09 am

I wish Morgan Newton would get tazed in the balls right now too
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: College Football

Post by Ron Mexico » Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:11 am

It's been a long wait for football season, but this Kentucky game is pretty fucking grueling.
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Re: College Football

Post by Bklyn » Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:12 am

eCat wrote: I don't fuck with New York black people
Shit, me neither!
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Re: College Football

Post by Hizzy III » Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:13 am

I have to giggle at the week-long talk about how Gary Kubiak was going to have a list of tough decisions to make about the backups. They've been playhing so well, lots of nice competition and depth, blah-blah-blah. Well, tonight, they pretty much made the decision easy as pie. 90% of them sucked ass completely.

Ironically, Matt Leinart actually looked good. Too bad for every 20 yard gain, there was some shitbag third string OL who was holding, lining up wrong or false starting.

And the annointed triumuvant of Brian Braman, Brooks Reed and Jesse Nading was a nice glowing "How-Not-To-Do-It" of keeping containment on pass rushes. I think Ponder got about 45 yards on the ground just from missed tackles alone.

Granted, the Vikes got two cheap TD because Dook Sucks' chuch boy, TJ Yates, had two bad turnovers but still...

And Dorin Dickersonj is an overrated pile of poo. In two preseasons I've not seen much out of him to really see the justification for the trouble they've gone through to keep him on the team.
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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:16 am

Ron Mexico wrote:It's been a long wait for football season, but this Kentucky game is pretty fucking grueling.
we've had some stinkers over the years but against WKU , this is bad - embarrassingly bad
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: College Football

Post by Hizzy III » Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:17 am

You all are underrating WKU's defense. Seriously (okay, not seriously).
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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:19 am

our game plan was to cramp up their punter.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: College Football

Post by Hizzy III » Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:23 am

Why the hell is this game being played in Nashville? I could see it if it were UK and Memphis or UK and UAB even. But UK and WKU? Why?
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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:27 am

Hizzy III wrote:Why the hell is this game being played in Nashville? I could see it if it were UK and Memphis or UK and UAB even. But UK and WKU? Why?
I'm not sure other than perhaps this is the "away" game for WKU in the series.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: College Football

Post by sardis » Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:44 am

Fifer wrote:Kentucky looks small, skinny, slow, and weak. Pre Rich Brooks
And their football team doesn't look good either...
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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Fri Sep 02, 2011 9:12 am

20 for 37, 410 yards and 5 TD's tonight

The QB (Mossakowski) that UK believed was not SEC caliber did this last night against inferior talent.

Of course WKU was supposed to be inferior talent too
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: College Football

Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Sep 02, 2011 9:19 am

You were right. UK looked horrible on O.
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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Fri Sep 02, 2011 9:49 am

well the good news is for the rest of you guys is this will probably be the last time I invest more than one post talking about them
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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