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Re: College Football

Post by innocentbystander » Tue Nov 02, 2021 10:09 pm

Cincinnati is 6th

https://www.espn.com/college-football/r ... asontype/2

This totally "sucks off" the SEC

1 Georgia
2 Alabama (7-1)
3 Michigan State
4 Oregon (7-1)
5 Ohio State (7-1)
6 Cincinnati (8-0)
7 Michigan (7-1)
8 Oklahoma (9-0)
9 Wake Forest (8-0)

Oklahoma and Wake Forest were completely fucked
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Re: College Football

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If they like anal

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Post by innocentbystander » Wed Nov 03, 2021 11:09 am

rat, eCat,

So it is Wednesday after the first poll that matters. Cincinnati is not in the top 4. Did the blood thirsty shut-ins of Cincinnati call in to radio shows to bitch and scream bloody murder? Or did no one in the local media, notice?
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Nov 03, 2021 12:04 pm

They noticed.

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Post by innocentbystander » Wed Nov 03, 2021 1:28 pm

Jungle Rat wrote: Wed Nov 03, 2021 12:04 pm They noticed.
Yeah I kinda figured they would. Your Bearcats were shafted rat.

I still think they control their own destiny for the playoffs though. Ohio State and Michigan State play each other. The one who loses is OUT and your Cats bubble up from 6 to 5. Then Alabama plays Georgia in the SEC championship. Alabama loses they are out and you are in. If Georgia loses, maybe you'll be in.
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Nov 03, 2021 6:51 pm

They're not my Cats. They're from Cincinnati

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Rat is a well-documented wearer of jorts. He's a Gator thanks to his grandparents having lived in Florida during his youth and buying him Florida gear, iirc.
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Re: College Football

Post by The Gray Ghost » Thu Nov 04, 2021 1:33 pm

'nati is the 5th wheel to the SEC champ, Big10 champ, Oregon and Oklahoma if they win out. One of the latter 2 stub their toe this month or lose their CCG they have a chance

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DooKSucks wrote: Thu Nov 04, 2021 1:17 pm Rat is a well-documented wearer of jorts. He's a Gator thanks to his grandparents having lived in Florida during his youth and buying him Florida gear, iirc.
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The Gray Ghost wrote: Thu Nov 04, 2021 1:33 pm 'nati is the 5th wheel to the SEC champ, Big10 champ, Oregon and Oklahoma if they win out. One of the latter 2 stub their toe this month or lose their CCG they have a chance
I think the Bearcats go to 5 the Tuesday after the Michigan State-Ohio State game. Because one (or the other) will be out so they bubble up. And they they have to hope against hope that Georgia beats Alabama. They just need to beat Saban and his team by a point. Then Cincinnati should be in.

Wake Forest isn't going to pass them now. Not likely that Oklahoma will either.
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Re: College Football

Post by The Gray Ghost » Thu Nov 04, 2021 7:31 pm

Many of the committee folks say they start each week with a blank slate and rank teams based on their full body of work (which is how it should be for any poll). If Oklahoma is 13-0, the committee is not going to care that they were 9th four weeks before. They are okla-freaking-homa which is different than a 13-0 Wake Forest as unlikely as that may be.

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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Nov 06, 2021 7:03 pm

Cincy is trying to give this away

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Re: College Football

Post by sardis » Sat Nov 06, 2021 8:36 pm

Only one game this week:

Bungles are 2.5 point favorites over the Mayfield’s mistake by the lake. They should win by more than that.

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With Beckham gone I expect Baker to play out of his mind
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Post by eCat » Sat Nov 06, 2021 11:10 pm

tough loss for Kentucky
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Post by Tree » Sat Nov 06, 2021 11:17 pm

sardis wrote: Sat Nov 06, 2021 8:36 pm Only one game this week:

Bungles are 2.5 point favorites over the Mayfield’s mistake by the lake. They should win by more than that.
Agree there. Also taking Raiders -3 vs Giants and Chargers -1.5 against the Eagles seems like a no brainer.
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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Sun Nov 07, 2021 9:24 pm

damn, not only is Adrian Peterson back in the NFL, he's starting tonight for the Titans
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Re: College Football

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That’s the old Adrian Peterson’s son right?
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