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Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Nov 01, 2021 2:06 pm

Let's go Brandon? Seriously?

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I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Post by sardis » Mon Nov 01, 2021 9:46 pm

All of a sudden Dems don’t like vulgarity spewn on a President…

https://steady.substack.com/p/a-party-e ... -vulgarity

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Post by sardis » Mon Nov 01, 2021 9:55 pm

When your own party wants you gone.

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sardis wrote: Mon Nov 01, 2021 9:46 pm All of a sudden Dems don’t like vulgarity spewn on a President…

https://steady.substack.com/p/a-party-e ... -vulgarity
glass houses....

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by innocentbystander » Tue Nov 02, 2021 10:20 am

I don't think he pooped his pants. Snopes said that one was false.
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sardis wrote: Mon Nov 01, 2021 9:55 pm When your own party wants you gone.

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Lets assume he lives to 2024. When is the last time a party was able to run another candidate on the ticket over the party's previous candidate who was already President? Has that ever happened?
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Post by hedge » Tue Nov 02, 2021 11:06 am

I doubt he'll run again. Too old. Of course, Trump will be 78 in 2024, so it's not like he's a spring chicken himself. He's already had problems keeping his dentures in his mouth, he'll be a drooling mongoloid by 2024...
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Neither will run although Biden has the better chance. Trump won't win his party.

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Post by innocentbystander » Tue Nov 02, 2021 11:33 am

Jungle Rat wrote: Tue Nov 02, 2021 11:10 am Neither will run although Biden has the better chance. Trump won't win his party.
Ted Cruz has been doing everything he possibly can to take and agree with every single one of Trump's political positions. You may be correct rat. I would be very interested to see if Cruz starts chanting "build that wall" in 2023.

That said, it will be DeSantis. He is LOVED in Florida, almost worshipped. Covid just made him.... stronger.
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Post by innocentbystander » Tue Nov 02, 2021 11:39 am

hedge wrote: Tue Nov 02, 2021 11:06 am I doubt he'll run again. Too old. Of course, Trump will be 78 in 2024, so it's not like he's a spring chicken himself. He's already had problems keeping his dentures in his mouth, he'll be a drooling mongoloid by 2024...
Jimmy Carter has said over-and-over, the only reason he lost his re-election bid in 1980 to Reagan, was all the resources his campaign had to plow into preventing Ted Kennedy from taking his nomination away from him during the 1980 democratic primaries. Yeah, no. I think Stagflation, the Iran Hostage crisis, and the OPEC oil crisis in 1979 were the reasons you lost, but whatever Mr President. At least you were the man in the White House when our hockey team beat the Russians.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Nov 02, 2021 11:52 am

I don't know any Floridians that worships DeSantis. They can't stand him. No way a Governor from Florida becomes President today. Look at Florida. It's a fucking mess.

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Jungle Rat wrote: Tue Nov 02, 2021 11:52 am I don't know any Floridians that worships DeSantis. They can't stand him. No way a Governor from Florida becomes President today. Look at Florida. It's a fucking mess.
My folks live in Florida, and they love him. All their neighbors love him.

I don't know who you know. But all the Floridians I know, they love him. Sure they fucking hate him in Miami. And I don't think they care for him too much in Tampa or Talahassee. But the rest of the state? Everywhere where someone lives in a trailer home or a retirement community or the Villages, they love him.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Nov 02, 2021 12:20 pm

Once again you have no idea what the fuck you are talking about.

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Post by hedge » Tue Nov 02, 2021 12:38 pm

I'd vote for the corpse of Jimmy Carter in 2024 before I'd vote for Trump...
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Post by hedge » Tue Nov 02, 2021 12:39 pm

Jimmy Carter will have just turned 100 at the time of the 2024 election. That would be cool, to have a 100 year old president...
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Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Nov 02, 2021 12:40 pm

It would be cooler to watch an arrow enter your eye socket

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hedge wrote: Tue Nov 02, 2021 12:38 pm I'd vote for the corpse of Jimmy Carter in 2024 before I'd vote for Trump...
that would be better than Biden
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by eCat » Tue Nov 02, 2021 12:42 pm

today's hero (assuming he isn't wrong)

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A Spokane, Washington, father is accused of killing his daughter's boyfriend, believing he sold her into sex trafficking in Seattle last year.

Police say they found a car abandoned in the 1800 block of East Everett Avenue on Oct. 22 and a "foul odor" was emanating from the vehicle. Officers opened the trunk and found human remains inside.


While investigating the case, detectives learned that 60-year-old John Eisenman Sr. found out his juvenile daughter had been allegedly sold to a sex-trafficking organization in the Seattle area in October 2020 for $1,000.

Eisenman said his daughter’s 19-year-old boyfriend may have been the one responsible for her sale. He was able to rescue his daughter and get her back to the Spokane area shortly after she was taken, police said.

A month later, Eisenman tracked the victim's movements and followed him to a location at Airway Heights in Spokane County, police said. After a confrontation, Eisenman allegedly abducted the boyfriend, identified as Aaron Sorenson, tied him up and put him in the trunk of a vehicle.

According to a news release issued by police, Eisenman hit the victim in the head with a cinder block and then stabbed him repeatedly in the abdomen, causing his death.

"After the homicide, Eisenman drove the vehicle to a remote area in North Spokane County and abandoned the car with the body still inside. The vehicle remained at that location until it was moved in October 2021 by a 3rd-party and driven to Spokane. At this point, it is not believed the 3rd-party knew the body was in the trunk. The vehicle, with the body still in the trunk, was abandoned at the Everett [Ave.] location. While parked on Everett, individuals were rummaging through the car and taking items when they made the gruesome discovery," Spokane police detailed.

Eisenman was taken into custody and charged with first-degree murder.

Police said prior to this incident, Eisenman had no recent criminal history or any violent criminal history. Online Spokane County detention services records show his bond is set at $1 million.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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