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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Oct 28, 2021 9:03 pm

Jeff Bezos buys the WFT for $5.8 billion per Gruden. This should be fun.

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Re: College Football

Post by Tree » Fri Oct 29, 2021 12:01 am

What a game. Kyler Murray is awesome. Not A-Aron awesome, but still awesome. How about that GB rushing game tonight?
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Re: College Football

Post by sardis » Fri Oct 29, 2021 9:32 am

Green Bay solidified their front runner status for the NFC.

Two games this week:

Browns only 3.5 point favorites at home over Tomlin's undisciplined pieces of shit. Take the Browns to win by more than a touchdown.

Seahawks only 3.5 point favorites at home over the Jaguars. You can put Nancy Wilson at QB for the Seahawks and the Jags wouldn't win. Seahawks by a touchdown.

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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Fri Oct 29, 2021 10:09 am

Rogers told Green Bay to get Cobb


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Post by hedge » Fri Oct 29, 2021 10:11 am

"Seahawks only 3.5 point favorites at home over the Jaguars. You can put Nancy Wilson at QB for the Seahawks and the Jags wouldn't win. Seahawks by a touchdown."

So you're saying a professional quarterback is only good for 5 or 6 points more than Nancy Wilson?
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Re: College Football

Post by Tree » Fri Oct 29, 2021 7:42 pm

I like Pittsburgh +3.5.
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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Sat Oct 30, 2021 3:01 pm

The blurb on the TV guide says "Georgia is seeking its 12th straight victory as they meet the Gators." 12th straight? I'm glad this thing is already called the world's largest cocktail party, b/c you damn sure can't call it a rivalry at this point...
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Oct 30, 2021 3:55 pm

You suck at history

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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Oct 30, 2021 3:56 pm

Or English comprehension

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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Sun Oct 31, 2021 2:09 am

I watched the Michigan/Mich St game.

great game, but for the life of me I don't understand Harbaugh's insistence on playing a freshmen QB when his starting QB was killing it.

Also, they have a WR named Anthony that was catching everything coming at him and they kept throwing to Johnson in the last drive.

Just stupid game management.
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Post by hedge » Sun Oct 31, 2021 11:08 am

The MIF is from Michigan, graduated from U of Michigan. She wasn't happy yesterday. She actually fucked Harbaugh a couple of times when she was there. Said he's got a tiny dick...
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Oct 31, 2021 12:22 pm

So she feels right at home.

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Post by eCat » Sun Oct 31, 2021 2:03 pm

hard to be down on a coach who had your team at 7-0 but damn, and to be fair , he got fucked by the refs twice, but he made some boneheaded decisions
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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Sun Oct 31, 2021 2:35 pm

Cole just made the catch of the year for the Jets, but it was ruled incomplete
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Oct 31, 2021 6:45 pm

He balked

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Re: College Football

Post by sardis » Mon Nov 01, 2021 8:52 am

Silly me for going against history and thinking Browns have broken through with It was a bittersweet loss for me.

1-1. again. That makes the ytd at 11-5-1. Need to break this sideways trend.

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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Mon Nov 01, 2021 9:28 am

I'd like to break a 2x4 sideways across your skull...
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Post by Dave23 » Mon Nov 01, 2021 2:30 pm

I made last minute bets on both Ole Miss and Kentucky Saturday afternoon, as well as parlaying them.

Should have stayed offline…
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Re: College Football

Post by aTm » Mon Nov 01, 2021 3:06 pm

You're no Sporticus
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Re: College Football

Post by Dave23 » Mon Nov 01, 2021 8:06 pm

No, but I’m still up Up UP!
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