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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Thu Oct 21, 2021 2:23 pm

I'm a big fan of westerns. I'll stop and watch an old "B" western with no name actors , just about no matter how bad I can still watch it. I watched one the other night called Redemption on Amazon Prime and the acting is horrid, but I still watched that thing.

Anyways, this isn't about bad westerns, its about an excellent one called Old Henry. Maybe the best movie I've seen this year so far. If you don't read about it, its a got a twist at the end you don't see coming.

It had to be a cheap movie to make because the entire movie is pretty much shot on a farm. And the cast is not who you would expect to be in a western. Steven Dorf and Tim Blake Nelson are the focus of the movie.

Its worth the $5.99 on Amazon Prime, IMO.

But if you don't like Westerns, don't bother.
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Post by hedge » Thu Oct 21, 2021 3:01 pm

"I'm a big fan of westerns. I'll stop and watch an old "B" western with no name actors , just about no matter how bad I can still watch it. I watched one the other night called Redemption on Amazon Prime and the acting is horrid, but I still watched that thing."

Considering what you've told us about your porn-watching habits, this comes as a surprise to precisely no one...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Fri Oct 22, 2021 2:58 am

valid

Sounds like Alec Baldwin is going to have to pay some very expensive lawyers soon
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Post by hedge » Fri Oct 22, 2021 8:29 am

What happened?
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Post by aTm » Fri Oct 22, 2021 8:40 am

Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Oct 22, 2021 8:54 am

Murderer!

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Post by hedge » Fri Oct 22, 2021 8:58 am

I bet Trump is happy about this...
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Post by sardis » Fri Oct 22, 2021 9:06 am

It's hard to feel sorry for Alec Baldwin.

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Post by eCat » Fri Oct 22, 2021 10:38 am

I was reading on Reddit where people were suggesting that since it was the principle photographer, the person responsible for setting up the shots, that Baldwin might have been firing toward a camera and they weren't an appropriate distance away

purely speculation though
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Sat Oct 23, 2021 10:37 am

speaking of porn

I saw this on reddit and I believe its 100% true

Instead of using google to search for porn, use BING.

The search results you get are ...well...intense...is the word I'd use.

Surprising that Microsoft decided to go just completely hard core on their search results. I have to believe that is intentional as an attempt to take users away from google. There is no way I will ever believe Bing didn't set this up to maximize porn searches. Its just too on point.

I think maybe the search results aren't all that totally different but Bing just provides a much better user experience.

For example I did a comparison and searched for Midget Bondage on google and bing.

Now I will give google credit for including granny midget bondage which is a whole genre I've yet to explore - and quite frankly never thought the two could co exist, but its like mango and chili, its two flavors you don't think that work but then you get a little taste of it and the next thing you know, you're driving all over town trying to find the freshest mango's.

anyways, the bing results are all organized with video preview by default, and they also project possible other video categories that might interest you
--we see you like Midget Bondage, you may also like pregnant underwater anal, again a genre I never knew existed but in the words of Jacque Clouseau - its all part of life's rich pageant

so, in summary


you're welcome
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Sat Oct 23, 2021 2:40 pm

Disturbing...
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Post by eCat » Sat Oct 23, 2021 3:15 pm

yea, really, I mean, why would google let Microsoft have a better porn search feature than them? it is disturbing
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by DooKSucks » Sat Oct 23, 2021 4:40 pm

I literally laughed out loud at that...
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Post by hedge » Sun Oct 24, 2021 1:39 pm

Am I losing my mind? I'm being feted over on IC for making the quip "this is the first time Alec Baldwin's brothers are glad they're not him," or something to that effect. I could've sworn aTm posted that in here, and that I replied "now that's funny," but I can't find it. What the hell is going on here???
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by aTm » Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:20 pm

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Dave23 » Sun Oct 24, 2021 3:05 pm

I didn’t say it, but I wish i had…
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Oct 24, 2021 3:11 pm

That's not funny

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Post by sardis » Sun Oct 24, 2021 4:17 pm

Since when “funny” was a prerequisite here?

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Oct 24, 2021 6:14 pm

Same time as sarcasm I guess

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