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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Sep 19, 2021 9:39 pm

I heard IBs new favorite show is The Good Fight.

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Jungle Rat wrote: Sun Sep 19, 2021 9:39 pm I heard IBs new favorite show is The Good Fight.
No.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

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Re: UCLA Bruins

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my wife after seeing me spend yet another night of watching Norm MacDonald videos on Youtube

"you're taking his death pretty hard aren't you?
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Thu Sep 23, 2021 9:22 pm

fuckin Norm man

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by hedge » Fri Sep 24, 2021 8:35 am

Those segments where Norm and his guests are reading jokes off of cards are hilarious...

"Wouldn't a set of gold-plated chains be a great retirement gift for a really, really good slave?"
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by sardis » Fri Sep 24, 2021 8:57 am

We keep watching because he's downright funny.

Great chemistry between him and Leatherwood


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Post by eCat » Fri Sep 24, 2021 11:35 am

I figured the end of that story was Norm was at the wrong house
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Fri Sep 24, 2021 9:51 pm

this is great

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Sep 28, 2021 7:02 pm

SNL hired this guy for the new season.


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Post by hedge » Tue Sep 28, 2021 7:59 pm

I know Pat Sajak gets paid a lot of money and he goddamn deserves it. Just flipped over to Wheel of Fortune (IB's favorite TV show by far) and he is dealing with fucking morons. If you weren't getting paid millions to do that job, suicide would be a definite option...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Sep 28, 2021 8:52 pm

You sell corn. Do it.

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Post by hedge » Tue Sep 28, 2021 9:36 pm

I know what I'm talking about here...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by innocentbystander » Tue Sep 28, 2021 10:08 pm

hedge wrote: Tue Sep 28, 2021 7:59 pm I know Pat Sajak gets paid a lot of money and he goddamn deserves it. Just flipped over to Wheel of Fortune (IB's favorite TV show by far) and he is dealing with fucking morons. If you weren't getting paid millions to do that job, suicide would be a definite option...
If there is no football, no basketball, if its not on Netflix or Amazon Prime, then I don't watch it.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Sep 28, 2021 10:34 pm

Nobody asked you

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Post by hedge » Wed Sep 29, 2021 8:41 am

"If there is no football, no basketball, if its not on Netflix or Amazon Prime, then I don't watch it."

Yeah, I should've figured Wheel of Fortune was a little bit above your capacity. You'd actually make a great guest, most of those folks can't even solve the puzzle when all the letters have been revealed...

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by aTm » Wed Sep 29, 2021 9:57 am

Wrong thread.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by innocentbystander » Wed Sep 29, 2021 10:36 am

Jungle Rat wrote: Tue Sep 28, 2021 10:34 pm Nobody asked you
You are not asking. You are TELLING. You are telling the board what you think is my favorite show.

I am correcting you. You have been corrected. And I didn't ask you. Note, I have never been so presumptuous as to say what your favorite show is rat, I don't know you.
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Post by DooKSucks » Wed Sep 29, 2021 11:24 am

I proudly took AFAM 040 at Carolina.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by DooKSucks » Wed Sep 29, 2021 11:29 am

After dinner, DS Sr would flip over from Channel 5 after the news to watch Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy on Channel 11 if he was home and was not going out to work in the shop that night. I can see him now looking at the screen and getting annoyed, calling out the answers and saying stuff like "you damn fool," "you stupid son of a bitch," "you damn airhead," "you're too damn stupid to get out of the rain," etc. every time someone goofed like we saw in Hedge's video. I'm smiling and laughing thinking about it right now. Good times...
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